Kim Schiele Is The Paige Spiranac Of ER Nurses

We have a new world's No. 1 ranked ER nurse influencer and her name is Kim Schiele.

The OutKick Culture Department announced Friday that Schiele, a 23-year-old German nurse who golfs, loves football, loves soccer, loves cereal and loves influencing on social media, has officially shot to the top of the ER nurse rankings and some within the department are even saying that she has all the intangibles to go on a Paige Spiranac-type run.

German ER nurse Kim Schiele was named the World's No. 1 Ranked ER Nurse Influencer by the OutKick Culture Department. / Instagram

Now, that's saying quite a bit because this is a loaded field, as you guys know. Think about all the crazy, hot nurses you've partied with at the bars over the years. Scientists have evidence that the craziest and hottest women at the bar at 2 a.m. are always nurses.

That's why this announcement from the OutKick Culture Department is so huge. Yes, Kim already has a staggering 346k Instagram followers and has created tabloid headlines around the world because she's a soccer fan.

The OutKick Culture Department doesn't care about her soccer connections. That field is stale. ER nurse social media influencing is where it's at right now. Yes, it's a niche market, but it's one that we're about to create and then tabloids will jump on the bandwagon because it's an angle that people automatically click on.

And let's face it, we're in the click business.

I'm not going to jerk you around here. Kim Schiele moves the needle, boys.

According to her bio, Kim caught the nursing bug back when she was 17 and dealing with a broken arm. After being treated at a clinic, Kim decided to go into nursing and hasn't looked back.

After passing her exams in 2021, she jumped into the field even after a successful run as an Instagram model pumping out lingerie modeling photos. "Are you afraid of needles ?? Almost every day I have parents who are terribly afraid of it, but then always say afterwards that it wasn't that bad at all, maybe it's because of the one who stung them," Kim wrote in 2021 when she was entering her rookie year in the ER.

Now, in 2023, she stands on top of the ER nurse world with her new status as the World's No. 1 Ranked ER nurse influencer.

Where does Kim go from here?

I'll just go ahead and say it: We're dealing with an ER nurse, based on what I know about the Instagram algorithm, who could go on a historic run in 2023 where she doubles her following and lands multiple ER nurse job offers in Los Angeles and Miami where she could expand her brand.

Why not a nurse clothing line? Shoe deal? Cosmetics?

Trust me, all the intangibles are in place for Kim to DOMINATE the industry -- and she golfs. I'm just saying. We could have ourselves a dual-threat influencer which is also becoming a thing. Is it possible Kim makes a run at dominating the ER nurse AND golf categories?

Buckle up.