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Pour one out for Sonny!
Let me start this off the same way that Joe started off Screencaps on Saturday by saying, RIP Sonny. I don't know if the death of the Kinsey family Guinea pig played a role in the return of the Instagram models, but I want to pay my respects just in case it did.
This is my first Screencaps since the Instagram models made their long awaited return and I can't tell you how happy I am that they're back. It was an absolute pain in the ass without them.
Thankfully, the nightmare is over. We've got IG models and I loaded them up today.
I hope your team's draft was much better than mine
The 2024 NFL Draft is over. The Carolina Panthers, my team for folks that didn't know, drafted a wide receiver and running back with the first two picks, and I'm sure they're talented players and all that, but I'm unable to process that because this is staring me in the face.
That's an updated list of the trade the Panthers made to move up in the draft last year to draft a franchise quarterback. The Panthers did draft a quarterback, but after one season, it appears as if they made the wrong choice in Bryce Young.
Maybe he'll develop into a decent NFL quarterback blah, blah, blah. And how can you say that he isn't good after one season blah, blah, blah.
I'd love nothing more than for Young to turn into an awesome quarterback. I mean look at what the Panthers gave up to draft him. I don't see it happening, much like I don't see the David Tepper era in Carolina improving all that much.
As every fan of the NFL is already aware, to go along with the highlights above, the Panthers owner cried to a restaurant about a sign they put up essentially telling him to let the coach and GM do their job.
Great job. One hell of a draft. Again, I hope your team did a much better job handling the draft.
Headstone pooper on the loose
From one crappy situation to another. There's a serial pooper on the loose in Michigan. The unidentified person keeps leaving behind "evidence" on random headstones at a cemetery.
The Northview Cemetery in Dearborn, Michigan has had seven reports of poop being left behind on various headstones since February. Each time the person leaves their gift on a different grave.
Unfortunately, police do not currently have any leads and are still working to identify whoever keeps taking a dump in the cemetery.
For those of you wondering, the police in Dearborn have not yet submitted the evidence collected for DNA testing. They apparently have more pressing matters to attend to.
"Dearborn police have not submitted the stool for DNA testing," reports FOX 2. "At this time, the (s)tate is prioritizing a backlog of evidence involved in more serious cases."
Kind of makes you wonder why they brought it up in the first place then. Do they think someone is going to come forward with information? Seems like a long shot.
Fun fact about this particular cemetery. Breakfast at Tiffany's and The A-Team actor George Peppard is buried there. Thankfully, his headstone is not among those that have been targeted.
UFO caught on camera at LaGuardia
Let's change gears entirely before we get to the scrolling. There was a UFO caught on camera flying over LaGuardia Airport and the video is incredibly clear.
A woman was taking video of New York from her plane when an object flew past her window at a very high rate of speed. The woman's name who took the video is Michelle Reyes, and she's had no luck alerting authorities about what she captured on video.
"The first thing I did was email the FAA to let them know what I saw," she told NewsNation. "Maybe it was a safety hazard, but unfortunately I haven’t heard back from them, they didn’t acknowledge my email.
"Then I sent it to Enigma Labs and the National UFO Database… Enigma Labs was the only one who responded to me."
It's good to know that the FAA has no interest in something flying around an airplane, near an airport, over a large city. What could go wrong if it slammed into a plane?
Is this an alien aircraft? Are we looking at some form of an advanced military drone? What is this thing?
Hey
• Juvenile writes:
Just wanted to write and say I really enjoy your work. Thanks!
Thanks Juvenile. I appreciate it and I will always share these kinds of emails when they hit the inbox. That's all I have for this week. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
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