Kacey Musgraves Celebrates Grammy Naked In A Field, Porn Streamed On Stadium Jumbotron & Dog Beater Dealt With

In the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi – Hello there! And hey, happy anniversary! 

What, you forgot? Don't tell me. Come on! No flowers? No lingerie? No posing naked in a field to spice things up?

Wait, that's Kacey Musgraves. My bad! You're excused on that one. But everything else is still valid. 

Welcome to a Monday Nightcaps – the one where we all come together to celebrate our 1-year anniversary together by doing what we do best, shenanigans. 

Frankly, I can't believe it's actually been a full year since we launched Nightcaps. Insane. 

Wanna know something I've never told anyone before? 

I had no clue I was gonna be the head Nightcaps guy when it first started. True story. 

Full disclosure: when we're on an OutKick meeting, I'm usually working at the same time. The content's not gonna generate itself, you know. 

Anyway, at some point last January, the higher-ups were kicking around this idea of launching a new franchise at OutKick that would be in the Screencaps universe, but not an exact sequel. 

Sort of like the Mandalorian (I know, two Star Wars references already. Don't ask me why, because I have no clue). 

Anyway, I obviously wasn't paying attention to that part, because fast-forward a few weeks and I get called on another zoom call where all these plans are put into motion. 

Zach, you're gonna be the Nightcaps guy for three of the five days. You good with that?

Huh? Had no clue what a Nightcaps was or what the hell I was signing up for, but I did what any good American would do and said yes and just assumed I would be able to BS my way through whatever came next. 

And BS I have, for an entire year now! And it's been the best BS Yes I've ever given. 

What a ride it's been, and it's only getting started. I don't wanna get too much in the numbers weeds, but just for some quick perspective …

The top Nightcaps class from last February topped out at around 15,000 students. 

The top one from last month? Well over 300,000. Thanks, Tony Romo! You finally made yourself useful this season!

Anyway, we appreciate all you folks who keep coming back. To everyone who reads, comments, emails and, yes, even yells at us for being dumb – thank you. Without you, it would've been a pretty damn short class. 

Instead, we've been getting tanked together for a year now! 

Cheers to many, many more. 

Now, let's do what we do best and get naked with Kacey Musgraves!

Welcome to class, Kacey Musgraves. You'll fit in just fine 

This one isn't even shtick – she's literally just naked in a field. True story. 

For those who missed it – and I don't know how you could have because it was all over Elon's insufferable app – the Grammy's were on last night. 

Luke Combs and Tracy Champman went viral for singing Fast Car together – tough look for the "white-washing" crowd – and Taylor Swift also won a billion awards because we can't do anything nowadays without Taylor Swift being involved. 

Anyway, I don't care about any of that. What I do care about is Kacey Musgraves, who I've long said is an underrated country singer – both based on looks and voice. 

Our girl took home the award for Best Country Duo for her banger of a song with Zach Bryan, and then decided to tease her upcoming album release with an absolute heater of an Instagram post:

NBC is stunned voters aren't giving Joe Biden credit for the economy 

Yeah, she's a weird bird. But I'll take it. I also don't understand how people are ever that moved by music. I truly don't get it. 

You're telling me Kacey is just walking through a field, petting some wild animals, scribbling some stuff in her diary, all just because she's so moved by this next album? 

I don't understand, but I'm also the guy who can't understand a lyric to save his life. 

Just give me some Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue and leave me be. Anyway, welcome to class, Kacey Musgraves! Clothing optional, as always. 

Speaking of getting caught with your pants down (again, no clue, just roll with it today), how about the dummies over at NBC being clueless as to why voters don't seem fooled by the recent string of good news in the economy:

A hero in Florida beat the piss out of a scumbag dog beater 

Oh, gee, I don't know – maybe because Joe inherited a decent economy (even with COVID crushing it) and absolutely drove it into the ground, then spit on it before taking a shovel and beating the piss out of whatever was left breathing. 

Maybe that's it. Just spit-balling. 

That was three years ago and we're just now starting to be a tad less shitty. A tad. 

Nice. Thanks Joe. Bidenomics! Idiots. 

Whew. What a rant! Let's all cool off by heading down to the great, big, beautiful, free, thriving (thanks Ron!) state of Florida, where a hero sprung into action last week when he saw a scumbag human beating the hell out of a dog. 

A great start to the aviation week, tennis porn & OJ Simpson gives some good advice 

According to Whiskey Riff, Raymon Prush – the fella giving out the ass-whooping here – was in his car when he saw this guy walking the dog. 

Prush said when the dog turned its head to sniff a tire the guy yanked the dog and began hitting it with a metal chain.

"That’s when he started wailing the dog numerous times. Whipping him until the chain broke. Once that happened, the dog got behind me," he said. 

Hero. We're a Law & Order state, for those who keep forgetting. 

Rapid-fire time on this anniversary Monday!

First up? Time to add to our list!

This is usually the part where I just copy and paste our growing list and add to it. 

However, because we have a brand new system, the list is just gone. Poof. Vanished. Didn't make the migration to the new system. 

Go back and look for yourselves – it's just not there. 

So, we have to just start new I guess. Sad. 

• Alaska Boeing Max loses a door mid-flight.
• Atlas Air blows an engine in the sky.
• Guy in Utah gets sucked into a commercial airliner while running on tarmac.
• Another Max plane gets dinged because of pesky loose bolts.
• Wheel nearly comes off commercial flight right before takeoff.
• United CEO is also a drag queen.
• Virgin flight missing bolts.
• Holes mis-drilled in new Max planes. 

Class – what do we say here? 2024 is the year of the road trip!

Next:

Yes – someone in IT is getting fired today because they forgot to close out of their lunchtime pornhub session before connecting to the stadium Bluetooth. 

A tale as old as time, I hear. 

No, I'm not posting the video here because we have standards and I'd like not to get shut down on the 1-year anniversary. Call me soft all you want (pun intended). I don't care. 

It's here if you'd like to give it a whirl in a new, non-OutKick window. Enjoy!

Finally, how about OJ Simpson giving confession advice in 2024? What a twist. 

Don't say nothin.'

Take us home, Carmen Electra!

Oh my. Just flaunting it right in our faces at this point (allegedly, of course). What a time to be alive. 

Oh well. The glove didn't fit. What are you gonna do?

And on that creepy note, let's all head into the week with clear eyes, full hearts (can't lose!) and Carmen Electra's cure for the Monday blues. 

OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column set to run Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. (roughly, we’re not robots).

Is Kacey Musgraves worthy of being in the spotlight on the 1-year Nightcaps anniversary? Email me at Zach.Dean@OutKick.com.