Joe Biden's Brain Malfunctions At G7 Summit

It's time for Boyz II Men to play Joe Biden's swan song. 

Someone cue "End of the Road" because it appears we've made it to mile marker 999 on a 1,000-mile journey. When Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni has to babysit our president, it's time. 

It's "Closing Time." 

Closing time, you don't have to go home
But you can't stay here

Giorgia Meloni (l-r), Prime Minister of Italy, Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, Fumio Kishida, Prime Minister of Japan, Rishi Sunak, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Charles Michel (hidden), President of the European Council, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz (SPD), Emmanuel Macron, President of France, Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission, and US President Joe Biden, watch parachutists at the G7 summit. The heads of state and government from the seven industrialized nations of the USA, Canada, the UK, France, Italy, Germany and Japan are meeting in Borgo Egnazia near Bari for their annual G7 summit, hosted by Italy. Photo: Michael Kappeler/dpa (Photo by Michael Kappeler/picture alliance via Getty Images)

In Bari, Italy today at the G7 summit, grandpa started wandering off as world leaders clapped for a parachutist who was putting on a show. Oh wow, look at him fly! Impressive! 

Noticing that grandpa was about to wander off like a dementia patient in Fort Wayne, Indiana, PM Meloni grabs Joe as his brain malfunctions. 

It's sad. Watch. 

It's not like we haven't seen the signs building. In May, Biden told a story about why he's a Green Bay Packers fan. The story ended up completely different from 2011 when he told a Milwaukee station about why he's a Packers fan. 

Later in May, he told a story about working with the Detroit mayor. The story was so wrong that Biden was claiming to have worked with a white guy when he actually worked with former NBA legend Dave Bing, who is black. 

In February, Biden couldn't remember when he was vice president.

Someone get grandpa a blanket and a GPS tracking device for his ankle. Do the right thing.