Joe Biden Thought It Was Christmas In Speech To Fourth Of July Crowd

Ho, ho, ho – Merry Christmas! Ah, what a day yesterday was, huh? We had snow falling all over the country, kiddos tucked in bed nice and early because Santa was on his way, football on TV. It was the best. 

I love Christmas, you love Christmas, you just can't beat this time of year. Did y'all get anything good? Did you get a white Christmas? Is Christmas Story still on loop over on TBS?

And hey! We even got a Christmas day football game on Netflix! Go Chiefs. 

Wait … what's wrong? Ohhhhh. I get it. You're confused. That makes sense, because you're not old and senile. You are young, have your wits about you, and know that yesterday was NOT Christmas. It was, instead, the Fourth of July. 

Don't yell at me, though – I'm just the messenger! 

Take it away, Joe Biden:

This Joe Biden blunder was my favorite yet 

I mean, this may be my favorite Joe Biden blunder of all time. I know, that's a looooooooooong list, but this one has to be at or near the top. 

Now, I don't know what the hell Joe was attempting to say here. Was he actually saying ho, ho, ho like it was Christmas? No clue. I certainly wouldn't put it past him. 

Some on the internet have made the obvious joke that those words were actually aimed at Kamala. You can piece together that Mad Lib on your own time. 

Regardless, funny is funny – and that was a WILD little twist from Joe at the end of that clip. Even knowing how gone Joe Biden is, you didn't expect it. It's funny, but also so sad. We're so screwed as a country. What a time to be alive. 

Anyway, the internet had a field day with Joe wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on the Fourth of July. Take it away!

PS: Joe's blunder was so bad I almost forgot to make fun of Kamala's near slip-up. Goodness this administration is just awful.