Jessie James Decker Plans To Reduce Boob Size 'I Enjoyed The Playboy Melons While It Lasted'

I'd like a moment of silence for Eric Decker.

No, he didn’t die unexpectedly and, yes, he still has his model good looks to go along with more than $29 million in NFL career earnings, a career which, by the way, ended when he was just 31.

He's perfectly fine physically.  The former wide receiver isn't calling it quits with his country music singer wife Jessie James Decker either.  Not yet anyway.

Eric Decker and Jessie James Decker. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)

So why the moment of silence?  Well, his lovely wife admitted over the weekend to her Instagram followers that she is planning to have a breast reduction.  Not today or tomorrow, but someday she says she'll want to downsize.

A breast reduction?  Those are two words that no former NFL player with millions in the bank and plenty of good years ahead of him wants to hear.  While she's not ready to go through with it just yet, Jessie comes from a family with breast implants and is considering it.

"I have [definitely] thought a lot about [explant surgery]," the 36-year-old said in her Instagram Story, according to the Daily Mail.

"My mom did and she's really happy with it.  I know [my sister] Syd is going to as well.  Do I really think I will end up doing it?  Probably not.  Will I get smaller implants?  100%.  I enjoyed the Playboy melons while it lasted and they actually softened up now from breastfeeding and look way more natural, so I am in no rush for surgery right now."

While Jessie James Decker Plans On Downsizing, She Admits She's A Fan Of Big Boobs

Whew.  There's at least a sliver of good news mixed in there.  She's in no rush to have a breast reduction right now.  There's still time to discuss the matter further.

She continued, "They look pretty good.  But eventually I will want to downsize.  And shoot, maybe by then I will have changed my mind and will take [them] out.  But I love big perky boobies."

Okay, so I might have initially overreacted.  It doesn't sound like a moment of silence for Eric is necessary at the moment.  But I'd argue it's much better to overreact to this kind of news.

The worst thing you could do is ignore it entirely.  Then one day you wake up, and a procedure is scheduled and there's no farewell tour or time to properly mourn.

This way, you get out in front of it.  You stumble back a few steps after the news hits you in the face, and you take a moment to figure out what's going on.  

While ultimately it's sad news, it's also a great opportunity to pay your respects.