Jennifer Aniston's Boobs Once Again Confuse The Internet

Jennifer Aniston may not be the household name she was back in the 1990s/early-2000s, but our girl still has plenty of firepower in 2024. 

The 55-year-old seldom posts to Instagram, which makes sense because she's an adult. But when she does, it usually sets the internet ablaze. 

Even if it's something simple, it doesn't matter. Could be a relatively harmless video promoting the newest hair goop you're into. Actually, that's exactly what it is. 

Of course, the horny dudes in the comments didn't stick around for all the details about Jen's newest product, Lolavie. 

Nope. They had a couple other reasons:

Jennfier Aniston still brings the heat at 55

Look, I don't want to be crass here. I don't know anything about the female body. My wife reminds me of that all the time. Perhaps this would be a good topic for Amber's Womansplaining? 

But … is there an actress in the history of the silver screen that shows off her nipples more than Jennifer Aniston? There just can't be. It's insane. Every single time Jen dares cover her breasts up, they just find a way to pop through. Seriously. 

If you've ever watched Friends – even just one episode – you know what I'm talking about. It was a running joke for years in its heyday, and it's still an internet meme now with this current generation just meeting Rachel Green. 

It doesn't matter what Jennifer Aniston wears – her nipples are going to pierce through whatever fabric she chooses. What is that up there? A sweater? Doesn't matter. You're getting her nipples in some way, shape or form. They're unstoppable. Two immovable objects. 

Again, I don't know the anatomy behind it all beyond the corny "you cold, Jen?" joke. I'm not here to judge, either. I love Jennifer Aniston. She was my crush growing up, and, frankly, still is today. 

Rachel Green made us all men up back in the day, and her fastball is still electric in 2024. 

PS: looks like Vogue asked Jen about this a few years ago!

"It's just one of those things, I guess. I wear a bra. I don't know what to tell ya!" she said. "And I don't know why I'm supposed to be ashamed of them – it's just the way my breasts are. But hey, OG, I'm not going to complain!"

Neither are we, queen.