Jenna Berman: Guys, My 'Sex Water' Cologne Will Make Women Want To Lick You

As the commissioner of the Thursday Night Mowing League, I typically prefer a freshly cut lawn musk, but Instagram legend Jenna Berman officially has my attention with the Sex Water cologne she created. 

That's a rather interesting cologne name. Tell me more! 

"If you want to be the best-smelling man in the entire world, like you want girls obsessed with you, crawling all over you, want to lick you all over, I've got the perfect thing for you because I created it," Berman said in a TikTok promotional video released Wednesday.  

(Jenna Berman says her new ‘Sex Water’ cologne will drive women crazy. Jenna Berman / TikTok)

"I know what makes us girls…you know…," Berman teased. 

With a price tag of $135, Sex Water is well below what you'll be paying for a bottle of vodka at a South Beach club with no guarantees that women will want to lick you after suckin' down the bottle.  

For $15,  you can take Sex Water for a test drive to see how it performs before dropping the big dollars. 

I know what you're thinking here and I'm thinking the same thing: If this stuff is so great, won't the clubs be full of guys wearing the same scent which will cause the women to become discombobulated to the point where they don't know which guy to lick? 

Is it possible we could enter a period where women are randomly licking guys who might've been in the same Uber with a guy wearing Sex Water and the women are picking up on a scent that that guy isn't actually wearing? 

Hey ladies, stop treating us like pieces of meat!

What concoction of scents could make a woman want to lick a man…and…you know….?

According to the Sex Water site, "Bergamot, Lemon, Peony—create a vibrant introduction, while the Marine Accord, Amber, and Vetiver in the middle notes add a layer of intrigue. The fragrance leaves a lasting impression with its base notes of Oakmoss, Patchouli, and Musk."

No wonder women – Jenna Berman – are licking guys who are wearing Sex Water. Holy shit, what a concoction of savory notes. 

"When I tell you it's the best smell…Oh my god…I created it, obviously it's the best," Nick Bosa's ex-girlfriend told her TikTok audience. "It's so good. I wish you could smell it through the phone. Obviously you can't so you just have to buy it.

"Like I said, I know what makes us girls…you know…"

SOLD.