Jeff Bezos & Girlfriend Lauren Sanchez Have A Pec-Off On Their New $500 Million Yacht

PublishedMay 18, 2023 7:31 PM EDT•UpdatedMay 18, 2023 7:31 PM EDT

Someone has been working out. Dang, Jeff!

The Bad Boy of Online Retail, Jeff Bezos, and his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez (who is also known as Tony Gonzalez's baby mama), were spotted Tuesday aboard the billionaire's brand new $500 million, 417-foot superyacht in Mallorca, Spain preparing to set off on the boat's maiden voyage.

Let's just say Jeff, 59, appears ready to have one of the best summers of his life with Lauren, 53, as they do what new boat owners do:

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and girlfriend Lauren Sanchez pictured relaxing on his new $500M superyacht in Mallorca, Spain. Jeff and Lauren were seen enjoying their time on his luxury yacht for the first time after the massive structure was delivered. The pair sailed around Mallorca and stopped at a small bay but neither one got off appearing to prefer to stay aboard and who can blame them? The couple were in top form with the Amazon head showing off his VERY FIT body in shorts and a loose short sleeve. Lauren meanwhile showed off her equally fit body in a pink bikini. Cobra-Dunes / Backgrid

One thing is clear about these new boat owners -- they're going to be barely clothed at all times and you can't blame Jeff one bit for ripping off the shirt and showing Lauren that he's a shredded machine at nearly 60 years old.

The haters will say that Jeff has been hitting the PEDs and growth hormones while trying to deny the aging process.

Jeff Bezos opens his Koru sailboat on the coast of Mallorca, with several friends, his partner Lauren Sanchez takes the opportunity to take pictures dressed in a small bikini. Joan Llado / GTres / SplashNews.com

And I would say that is perfectly acceptable behavior for a guy worth something like $132 BILLION dollars, especially when Jeff was a huge nerd back in the 1990s. The guy wants to live the bad boy lifestyle where he's starring at Lauren in her bikini while she stares at The Bad Boy's pecs and knowing the amount of credit on his AMEX.

This is exactly the type of behavior you like to see out of a billionaire on a brand-new superyacht. It's like a guy who just took ownership of a 32-foot center console after years of working his ass off as a plumber. Jeff's the same guy, minus a few digits.

Plumber Guy can't wait to rip off his shirt, get a good sweat going and spread his legs as he hammers the throttle on his way to a sand bar off the coast of Marco Island. That's Jeff, but Jeff has a crew to drive the boat, a crew to massage his pecs, a crew to pour drinks, a crew to mix Lauren protein shakes, etc.

Take notice, nerds.

This could be you. Dream big. Work your ass off. Get a Lauren. Have the best summer of your life. Now go follow the blueprint provided by Jeff.