JD Vance Fires Up Republicans With A Nasty One-Word Description Of The Democrats

Our great vice president-elect has Big R Republicans FIRED UP this morning with a shutdown looming. 

Hold the line, Big Rs! JD Vance and Elon and Donald J. Trump are fighting for you on Capitol Hill right now. Nancy Mace and Anna Paulina Luna, too. 

The whole gang is together again – and bashing skulls in congress. Love it.

Now, for those of you worried the Big Rs are gonna fold like a cheap chair at a travel baseball game in the heat of summer during a thunderstorm – think again. JD Vance has a message for the Dems on the eve of a shutdown, and our guy ain't mincing words. 

Cut the BS – only he didn't say BS:

Get 'em, JD!

Incredible. Look, I have no idea how any of this works. None. Zilch. Nada. I said it this morning when I was blogging about some purple-haired Dem, and I'll say it again now. 

Gun to my head, I couldn't tell you one thing about this spending bill drama. Not one. I had to Google "spending bill" just to make sure that was the right lingo. 

Don't know how it works, why we need it, who it benefits, etc … I assume the Libs are up to something nefarious, because that's how they operate, but other than that? It ain't my wheelhouse.  

This, though? This is perfect for me. JD Vance calling out the Dems for their "bullshit" as he huffs and puffs down the hall? Love it. This is the politics I love. The dirty stuff. The competition. The game of chess. The game of checkers. 

Who wins? Who buckles first? Who cracks under pressure? 

Forget the CFB playoff later today and tomorrow. This is where the real drama is at. 

Get 'em, JD!

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.