Jackson Mahomes Picking His Nose Like The Dirtbag He Is

No, I won't stop picking on loudmouth loser Jackson Mahomes. 

If Patrick Mahomes is going to win Super Bowls and Jackson is going to tagalong like he won the Super Bowl, then I'm going to post videos of the TikTok turd ramming a digit up a nostril. That's how this works. 

Hey Jackson, notice how we don't pick on Patrick when he is photographed showing off a developing beer belly? It's because we respect his arm, greatness and that he has embraced not having a shredded physique like some of these QBs who dominate in the gym and then go 6-11. 

(Jackson Mahomes post-nose picking / TikTok)

We barely pick on Mahomes Sr. because he's 53 and just wants to get drunk on Coors and watch sports. If Mahomes Sr. would just stop driving drunk, he'd pretty much be the ideal NFL star QB father. The guy gets blotto hammered and doesn't seem to bother anyone. Pat Sr. is even known to tailgate with the opposing fans before the AFC Championship. He just wants to suck down beers and live life without the fanfare. A man and his Coors. 

All that said, the minute I see Jackson shoving a finger up his nose is the minute I see content.