I Want To Party With Patrick Mahomes Sr. In Las Vegas, Super Bowl Hostess Sara Blake Cheek Announces

Hot off his latest DUI arrest, Patrick Mahomes Sr. finds himself as a sizzling hot commodity on the Las Vegas Super Bowl party circuit. 

The boozehound was pulled over Saturday night in Tyler, Texas with a freshly cracked Coors on the dash and ended up sleeping in jail until bonding out Sunday morning, but that won't prevent the former Major League Baseball pitcher from attending his son's latest Super Bowl game. 

But there's a catch for dad. According to the bond agreement, Mahomes Sr. will have to remain sober and will be tested Monday morning by the Smith County (TX) probation office to prove he's been good in Las Vegas.

Drinking at the game seems to be out of the question, but that doesn't mean Pat can't get loaded Thursday night with a bunch of OnlyFans models.

"FHM and Babes in Toyland is throwing the hottest party of Super Bowl week. Anybody who is somebody will be there," Sara Blake Cheek, an OnlyFans, said of the party she's hosting with a who's who of fellow OnlyFans and Instagram models. 

Of course, Pat Mahomes Sr. is invited, but there's a catch. 

He can't bring Jackson. 

"With that being said, that makes Jackson Mahomes a nobody because he was most definitely not invited. When putting a guest list together I set out to find some of the coolest people affiliated with the sports world," Cheek told OutKick Monday night.

"In lieu of recent events, one that came to mind was Mr. Mahomes. No, not the QB for the chiefs, but his daddy. He seems like a fun time. Though Patrick Jr. is still invited as long as he leaves his brother at home."

The action starts at 9 p.m. PST Friday night at the Azilo Ultra Pool inside the Sahara hotel and casino. But, wait, wouldn't Patrick Mahomes Sr. be risking jail over partying with OnlyFans models? It's Pat Mahomes Sr. Do you really think they're going to hammer this guy with an EtG test? No, they're going to give him a traditional test. He's going to drink a bunch of LiquidIV on the private plane back to Texas and pass that test with flying colors. 

Vegas is probably the safest place for Mahomes Sr. He's not driving there. He'll have a handler throwing him on party buses where he'll crush beers and smile at the thought of having produced the greatest quarterback in the history of football. 

We're talking about a guy, according to the Daily Mail, who has been arrested SIX times for driving while intoxicated: two times in 2012, twice in 2018, once in 2019 and his sixth time over the weekend. 

Pat Mahomes Sr. will figure out a way to crush beers and party with Sara Blake Cheek and her fellow ‘Babes’. That's the safest bet of the week.