Husband Offers Lifetime Subscription To Wife's OnlyFans Page For Concert Tickets: 'See My Hot Wife Naked'
How far would you go to see your favorite band live in concert? Personally, I wouldn't go far at all. I hate concerts. I'll take the soundbar on my back deck and a Busch Light over a concert any day of the week.
But I realize I'm in the minority on that one, so whatever. I'm not here to rag on live shows. I'm here to give you all the deal of a lifetime!
One husband is so hellbent on seeing guitarist Billy Strings this weekend that he's offering up a lifetime of virtual sex with his wife. That's right!
Jeffgold7115 in Indiana has plugged this current trade into the website cashortrade.org:
Tickets to Billy Strings tonight or tomorrow night in Nashville in exchange for a lifetime subscription to his wife's OnlyFans page.
"Don't care where the seats are or the night. 2 for Billy and you can see my hott wife naked and chat with her," he posted at 6:30 Friday morning.
Would you trade your wife's OnlyFans page for tickets to a concert?
What an offer. What a deal!
Two tickets to Billy Strings for a lifetime pass to Stevie's OnlyFans page. What do you say?
Talk about a real Draft Day moment here. Feels like the beginning of the movie when the narcissistic owner pressures Kevin Costner into "making a splash" so he just offers up the entire farm for the Seahawks' No. 1 pick.
That's sort of what we have here. Time is of the essence and Billy Strings ain't gonna be playing in Nashville forever, so you have to make a big move.
And you know what? It's not a terrible idea. Obviously, this guy doesn't care that other dudes see his wife naked, because she's already got the OnlyFans. That's money in his pocket, too.
So if he's already on board, why not float that trade chip out there and see if you get any bites. Worst case scenario, losers like me will blog about it and likely bring a ton of traffic to her page. Best case, you're jamming out with Billy this weekend.
Win-win.
Good trade. Someone call the commish and send it in!