Hero FSU Student Shows How To Deal With Pro-Hamas Nonsense On Campus

Another day, another instance of the great, big, beautiful, free, law & order, no-nonsense state of Florida leading the way for the rest of this backwards country. 

God, I love this state. It's the best. Do we ever miss? Nope. We get elections right, we got COVID right, we back the blue, don't teach nonsense in schools, and we definitely don't allow it on campus. 

Exhibit A: how to properly deal with pro-Hamas crowds trying to take over a college campus:

Video of Florida State student dealing with pro-Hamas rally goes viral 

Amazing. You can feel the sheer annoyance this hero is feeling just by the way he tosses the chair like a ragdoll. He wants no part of this crap. He's had enough. Frankly, we all have. 

At least us sane folks. 

Oh, you wanna take over our campus by promoting this nonsense? Fine. Go ahead. Do your best. It hasn't rained here in months – hope you don't mind a little H20 during your rally. 

Oh, you're gonna try and cover it up with a chair? No problem. We'll take care of that instantly. Boom. Gone. Have a nice day. I'm off to class

Legend. 

Internet sleuths tell me this hero goes by Beau Simon, who has since responded to the above viral video in proper fashion:

Thank you, Beau, for once again being a shining light here in the shiniest state on the planet. God, we're the best. Why don't y'all just follow our lead? This country would be back to normal before dinner. 

I say it all the time – everyone is welcome down here. We're free. We're sane. We don't even know what a mask is, and never have. 

But if you're gonna come, act right. If you don't, we'll deal with it quickly, promptly, and effectively. 

Sometimes that means putting illegal immigrants on a plane and shipping them to Martha's Vineyard. 

Sometimes that means tossing sprinkler covers 100 yards into the abyss. 

Both work.