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PublishedMarch 5, 2024 8:57 AM EST|UpdatedMarch 5, 2024 8:57 AM EST

This is how a real man raises money for his team

Today, we celebrate UNLV football coach Barry Odom for what he did Saturday night for his football team. OutKick's Trey Wallace wrote over the weekend how Barry, who grew up in Oklahoma, got on a bull named ‘Widowmaker’ in front of a crowd that paid $150 per seat to see the ball coach attempt something you don't see very often, if ever, out of a D1 coach.

"Maybe he didn’t ride it 8 seconds. So what? Let’s talk about courage here," someone close to the Odom family told me via email Monday. "It took a lot of guts to even get on that sucker. He’ll get some criticism about his bull riding ability. Those that are critical wouldn’t have crawled over in the chute much less got near an animal named Widowmaker.

"If I’m in a burning house, I hope one of the Odom Boys come to get me," the source added.

And with that, the blood should be pumping through your veins this morning.

You guys asked for it

We heard the pleas from the TNML community for a polo you can wear to the golf course, to the formal dinner, to the country club, to informal weddings, to St. Patrick's Day parties, to suburban backyard BBQs where you want to show your superiority without being too flashy.

I'm told the TNML OutKick mowing polo is currently in production and the hope is to have these shipping out in early April. I DO NOT KNOW the price, I don't set the price, don't bitch at me about the price…I have zero to do with the pricing…if you mention it, and mean it, I'll have no choice but to mute you.

All I know is that they're coming, they look awesome (from the photo I was provided) and I will proudly wear mine.

Yes, I bought the Taste of The Masters even though I'll be heading to Augusta in four weeks

Last year, the text group got together for an early-season round of golf and then we came back to my house for 19th hole activities in the man cave where we planned to watch Saturday Masters action, but I seem to remember it was rained out.

The crew loved the sandwiches, the cookies, the popcorn (actually, I don't remember the popcorn) and so I pulled the trigger on another shipment. As I've mentioned, I'm not a big stick a brisket on the Traeger and invite over eight couples kind of guy.

The Taste of the Masters allows me to get the crew together for golf and lunch and then I've done my duty for the year. Someone else can monitor a smoked pork butt for 12 hours. I'll buy the Masters meal.

And I'm not lying, the Masters cups are worth it. Millennial Chris B. in Bowling Green, who was born and raised in Georgia, is responsible for bringing the Wonder bread.

Masters Week

• Tom from Atlanta writes:

Tom from Atlanta. I'm the one who bet you $5 per weed you find. I'm willing to extend this to where you will park. Somewhere about 15 years or so ago, ANGC bought 70+ properties next to the course, razed the houses and made free parking that is way better than any big event field parking you'll ever believe.

It can rain for 72 hours and you'll park fine. I won't really extend that bet to the parking lot, but you'll see why it is not a stretch. They moved a road half a mile. There is not a special event parking lot better in the world, I will bet $5 on that.

Kinsey:

I might have a Screencaps parking source that is offering up a slightly different experience than the normal Masters parking lot. That said, I trust you that the Masters parking lot is incredible. The Masters cups are incredible. Of course the parking is incredible!

Modified former Pizza Huts that have found new life

• Travel ball hardo Chris B. in Houston sent in this one:

Do you have a child heading to West Point? Another reader has stepped forward to answer questions and serve as a resource

• Anonymous writes:

My main point in contacting you is to offer my assistance to the two guys who have kids starting at USMA this summer. I'm a West Point grad with a son who is there right now. I'm also at an advanced age where several of my closest friends are major players at USMA, running various departments and even some bigger things. In short, I know a shitload about what they are about to go through and can answer many questions for them that don't get asked and answered in most forums - stuff like where to stay, where to eat, when can I expect to hear from my kid, what events are must do's and what ones can I miss, etc.

Kinsey:

Parents: Say the word and I'll put you in touch with Anonymous who has also pledged to create a Zoom call if your child would like to hop on to hear from Anonymous' son to ask questions during his Spring Leave.

Email: joekinsey@gmail.com

Need input from the Screencaps economists

• Mike N. wonders:

In 18 years at $100T will the global economy still have enough to keep buying?

Screencaps readers whose wives treated them like Gisele (allegedly) treated Tom by cheating on him with her jiu jitsu instructor

• BFC writes:

I met my now ex-wife in our junior year of college. After college we got married, started our family and agreed she would be a stay at home Mom. Kids are 15 and 13 so she has less to do and she went out with her divorced friends having lunch.

Turns out that they were bragging how great it was to be free and all the great sex they were having, etc, so she got the idea she would have an affair. She starting making excuses with me about "women" issues so she did not have to be intimate with me. I should have known then but I didn’t. One weekend she encouraged me to go to her parents’ cabin with the kids so she could "deep scrub the entire house all weekend."

Turns out she hired a pro cleaning crew who got the job done in a few hours on Friday and she spent the weekend with another guy in a city 40 miles away. When she was out having fun with him, my best friend from childhood saw her with this guy. He called me on Monday to check in, but didn’t tell me. He chickened out.

On Thursday morning, he called me and told me what he saw. I went straight home and confronted my now ex-wife, who told me my friend was lying to me because he wanted her and he tried to get her to go out in the pool house with him after I got drunk and passed out at our Christmas Party.

Then she manipulated me into sex, which wasn’t too difficult given I had not gotten any in nearly 5 months. That night, when I was alone with my thoughts, I started crying because it hit me: Either my wife was cheating on me and my marriage was over, or my lifelong best friend is moving in on my wife and trying to destroy my marriage and that 30+ year friendship was over. Take a moment to imagine how I felt.

Well that dilemma resolved itself in a few days because I got an STI. To be honest, I believed my wife before that. Not because of logic or anything else, but because she was my wife and mother of my Children. I left the doctors office and went home and asked her "why cheating on me wasn’t enough, why she had to destroy my oldest friendship too." She still tried to deny it, but I was. I longer in denial.

Soon after, I got all of her text messages where she was telling the guy she loved him and wanted to leave for me him and he told her that she wasn’t the only girl he was seeing and went she went nuts about him cheating on her, he responded that she was in bed with another guy every night and that he thought there was an understanding. I could only laugh.

It wasn’t funny when the divorce judge treated me like I was some sort of scumbag and accused me of doing something wrong by "forcing her to be a stay at home and making her so far behind in a career she could never catch up."

Her cheating and destruction of our marriage was ignored. She got the house that we had built with the money I got when my brother died of cancer (he told me he wanted me to do something great with what I was going to get and he was thrilled when I told him we’d build a house.

She gets alimony, which she loses if she goes back to work and despite her having kept up her licensure and training, she isn’t even thinking of working because, well, why should she? I live in a rented house down the street and the kids come stay with me all the time because they know she destroyed our marriage and of course, I’ve been raked over the coals over that. My ex-wife is the victim in all of this. Just ask her.

She’ll tell you how I forced her to cheat because I worked too much, as if working 45-50 hours a week to support my kids and their expensive activities made me an awful husband. She’ll tell you how I should have forgiven her for one mistake and that I probably had side girls anyway.

Total narcissism.

Yeah, I’m bitter.

‘Fighting’ is back in the NHL

• Brandon C. in Pinckney, MI writes:

I'm 100% in favor of this, not for the additional blood and guts, but for the effect it has on self policing bad behavior.

But some of the "fights" I'm seeing? Whoa. These guys need to go watch Slapshot or Goon or find a VHS tape player to watch "Don Cherry's Rock em Sock em Hockey" videos about a 100 times.

I don't need Tie Domi's who can barely skate 5 feet without throwing a punch, but having a GRIT right winger who knows how to protect his meal ticket center from that dastardly defensemen from Moosejaw with a stick like a dentist drill would be welcome, yessir. Just remember, Bob Probert had 398 Penalty Minutes AND scored 62 points in 74 games (and led the team in scoring during the playoffs, 21 pts in 16 games, when Yzerman was hurt) in 87-88.

Sunrise or sunset?

• Anonymous writes:

From son, not sure if a sunrise or sunset. Looks like a sunrise.

Dawgs fan Sam L. seems to have returned from Romania

I swear this guy was just in Romania for a week. Again, I don't ask questions. All I know is that Screencaps readers pop up in random spots and it keeps me on my toes. Sam L. could be a hitman or he could be an IT consultant for the CIA. I have no idea.

• Sam L. writes:

Last week, Hutchins BBQ in Texas

This week, Manalu Italian in Maryland