Heidi Klum & Daughter, Leni, Dial Up A New Lingerie Shoot For Mother's Day Week

The greatest mother-daughter lingerie-selling team – Heidi & Leni Klum - are at it again during the holy week that culminates with Mother's Day on Sunday. 

Leni, who turned 20 on Saturday, gave her mom the greatest gift a lingerie model mom could've ever wanted: She grew up to be insanely hot and not some pink-haired batshit crazy lesbian screaming about how her mom is the Antichrist. 

Think about how grateful Heidi Klum, 50, must feel on Mother's Day to know her hot daughter isn't smoking meth, yelling about climate change and how white guys who use lawn mowers should be arrested. 

Instead, these two, who I've called the Griffeys of Lingerie (yes, Heidi had a way better career than Ken Sr., but I needed a comparison and I didn't want to go with Bobby & Barry Bonds because Leni clearly isn't on PEDs), are pumping out mother-daughter lingerie shoots like the one that dropped Monday morning. 

I'll go ahead and speak for Heidi: She's so damn proud of Leni. 

Her daughter works for a living. She isn't on Instagram screaming about Middle Eastern politics. She's not strung out on heroin with scabs all over her face. 

In 2024, that's a huge Mother's Day gift from the gods. 

Imagine being Heidi and Leni comes over for Mother's Day. They probably bust out a wafer cracker and cheese tray. Maybe they talk lingerie shoots. Leni gives her mom a beautiful gerbera daisy bouquet. They eat some finger foods. Maybe have a glass of wine. 

It's a pleasant day. 

Meanwhile, over at the blue-haired lesbian's Mother's Day event, the blue-haired lesbian is yelling at her father for being a white male and that he's the worst father ever. The mother tries to keep the peace, but the blue-haired lesbian decided she's ready for war because mom made a meat sauce and she specifically texted her mom three months ago to tell her she's vegan. 

Mom forgot the text. 

Now the blue-haired lesbian is screaming about how her mom murdered a cow to make a meat sauce and that she's stupid because she didn't listen to her text messages. 

Advantage: Heidi & Leni Klum.