Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch & Straight Men Face Vicious Attack From Reddit Lesbians
In one of the least surprising moves in lesbian history, a number of Reddit lesbians announced on Monday that Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch's 15 minutes of fame, and the men who've fully supported Miss Spit on That Thang, are officially in the crosshairs.
While Zach Bryan, Shaq & a bunch of other straight men were coming down off a Hawk Tuah high from the weekend, the Reddit Lesbians had hit their breaking point. "Any other lesbians sick of males posting the Hawk Tuah girl?" one asked on r/LesbianActually.
"They're so gross and obsessed with sex," the Reddit Lesbian continued. "They cling to any attention women will give them. I am a gay woman and it makes men think all women want them. It's vile and the most irritating thing I've witnessed this year."
Between straight men hopping on a viral meme and it coming during Pride Month was too much to bear for the Reddit Lesbians.
"Saw someone say she defeated pride month or something and that was just sad. They always have to turn everything into hate against people who aren't them," another Reddit Lesbian fired back. "Those types of men also tend to say women aren't funny, and I don't think they're laughing for the same reason that I did."
The OG Reddit Lesbian, who started the thread, agreed.
"Exactly. She didn’t ruin pride month. Just because 1 woman says something about pleasing men, it doesn’t wipe out the MILLIONS of women who find nothing attractive about and have nothing to do with males," the OG Reddit Lesbian responded.
There's bad news for the Reddit Lesbians who wish Hawk Tuah Girl and straight men would go away
Typically, a viral meme will last 5-7 days on Google and then it will fade into obscurity. Based on Google Trends data, Hawk Tuah gained traction on June 18 and peaked on June 22, but, after a weekend of Hawk Tuah Girl making the rounds in Nashville, Hailey Welch is seeing a resurgence on the Trend line.
Here's the bad news for the Reddit Lesbians: Hawk Tuah is as hot of a trend right now as Taylor Swift. In other words, this one is going to outlast the typical 15 minutes of fame.
"it's so stupid, and not even that funny and men are sexualizing it over and over, and some have even tattooed her on themselves," an angry Reddit Lesbian who goes by ‘HaterofHets’ wrote.
"I f--king hate males."
Hawk Tuah Girl smokes Pride Month on Google Trends
While the Reddit Lesbians are positive that Hawk Tuah Girl didn't defeat Pride Month, the numbers paint a different picture. For half of June, Hailey Welch's ‘Spit on that thang’ battle cry CRUSHED ‘Pride Month’ Google searches.
Eventually, Hawk Tuah will fade off into Internet history and the Reddit Lesbians will find a new angle for their anger towards straight men, but for this moment in time, it's Hailey Welch's time to shine.