America Thinks Hawk Tuah Girl Is One Step Closer To Joining OnlyFans After Latest Content Choice

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Well, it's happened – Hawk Tuah girl Haliey Welch has finally joined a subscription-only site. It took a month, but she finally succumbed. Happens to all of us. 

No, it ain't OnlyFans! Sorry. Not yet, at least. It appears Haliey is still holding her ground strong on that promise. Instead, the girl who is now famous for giving oral sex tips – not that there's anything wrong with that – is now on something called FanFix. 

What is that, you ask? I have no clue. At first, I thought it was just a me thing, because I'm 31 and very clearly not a Gen-Zer. Thank God, by the way. 

But, upon further review, it's more of an everyone thing, judging by the comments on Hawk Tuah girl's racy announcement on Instagram:

Hawk Tuah Girl Haliey Welch joins … something

What ya’ll have been waiting for is finally here! I just launched my @Fanfix so I can connect with y’all 1 on 1 and to show you more of my daily crazy life! Subscribe and message me today!!

Again, I'm not sure it's what everyone has been waiting for, Haliey. I hate to break it to you, but I'm getting a very different vibe in the comments section. 

Let's check out a couple:

One step closer to only fans. 

And so it begins. 

Called it. 

I don't think a single one of us asked for this.

There it is boys. 

One step closer to…..

bro just make the official OF. 

How long until she backtracks and starts an OnlyFans. 

This is definitely how OF starts. Sad to watch this happen in real time. 

I mean, I could go on and on, but you get the point. It's a wasteland in there, but it's also perfectly 2024. OnlyFans is all the rage nowadays. It's made regular chicks famous and rich in a way nobody thought was possible. 

Hawk Tuah girl here has promised since Day 1 that she wasn't going that route, but it's clearly what the people want/expect. 

Instead, she seems to be playing some sort of half-measure game here. Not dipping her toe completely in the OnlyFans water, but dabbling. Testing it. Seeing how it feels in the shallow end before diving straight in. 

We'll see if she takes the next step. America is on edge, Haliey. Don't let us down. 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.