Gypsy Rose Blanchard Goes Under The Knife As She Prepares For Her Revenge Tour

Gypsy Rose Blanchard's first few months as a free woman have been interesting, to say the least.  She had married while behind bars and played that up upon her release.

The whole "D is fire" line in response to the haters going after her husband was just the beginning of the entertainment from the former inmate.  Unfortunately, the fire has since gone out.  You really hate to see that.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JANUARY 05: Gypsy Rose Blanchard is seen in midtown on January 05, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

The internet star that was born after seven years behind bars has sadly separated from her husband, Ryan Anderson.  What a turn of events for the soon-to-be reality star.

Blanchard is now living with her parents, minus the one that is no longer with us, of course, and is evidently turning into a butterfly before our very eyes.

I joked when her separation was announced that the split was going to spark a "Rumspringa style run" from the 32-year-old, and we very well could be seeing the early stages of that unfolding.

The Gypsy Rose Blanchard revenge tour, for lack of a better title, got started with a classic breakup move on her part.  She went and hung out with another one of her exes, an ex-fiancé by the name Ken Urker.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JANUARY 05: Gypsy Rose Blanchard is seen in Midtown on January 05, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

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The two of them went and got matching tattoos.  And the matching tattoos were only the start of the post-breakup body modifications planned for the week.

Blanchard had some plastic surgery scheduled for herself on Friday.  According to TMZ, a respected Louisiana surgeon performed a combination of rhinoplasty and septoplasty, and she is currently recovering.

This is all window dressing, the kind of mindless drama TV executives have built mansions out of.  What I'm ready for are the nights out on the town, an umbrella to the side of a car kind of stuff.

Let's get a TV doctor or two to weigh in on how her childhood into her years behind bars all created the perfect recipe for a marriage of convenience spilling into plastic surgery and whatever comes next.

Now that's how you have some real fun.  Keep the cameras rolling on all that.  Forget the Kardashians, this is reality entertainment.