Gisele Bündchen Spent The Weekend In A Leopard Bikini

Gisele Bündchen is back to her peak self post-Tom Brady. It took a while – 18 months, to be exact – but it appears the bajillionaire Brazilian supermodel is back to doing bajillionaire Brazilian supermodel things. 

And by that, I mean she spent the weekend cranking out content from a recent photoshoot like it was 1999 all over again. 

"I can’t believe we did 13 images in 3 hours!" Gisele penned on an Instagram heater before pressing send for all the world to see. 

"That was a record for me. Thank you for coming to Miami and having a good time with me, I had so much fun! You guys rocked!"

Gisele Bündchen is back to her peak self post-Tom Brady

A couple absolute rockets there from Gisele, who has been wheeling and dealing in the #content game lately. 

For those who don't follow everything Gisele & Tom, there's been some major blood in the water since the start of the year. 

It all centers around her now-confirmed boyfriend Joaquim Valente – the longtime family jhu-jitsu trainer who's spent the better part of the last year riding horses with Gisele somewhere in Costa Rica. 

The Bündchen camp denied the rumors for the longest time, which seemed silly because anyone with half a brain could see they were knocking boots, but the cat officially came out of the bag last month. 

And it came with an extra dose of drama: The Tom Brady camp mocked the initial report that Gisele and Joaquim were dating – not because it wasn't true, but because they said it actually started OVER TWO YEARS AGO. 

We all knew someone would play the adultery card at some point during this breakup, and the GOAT decided now was the perfect time to whip it out. 

Gisele's camp, of course, said that wasn't true. 

"That’s a lie," Bündchen told the woke New York Times when asked about the rumors.

"This is something that happens to a lot of women who get blamed when they have the courage to leave an unhealthy relationship and are labeled as being unfaithful," she continued. 

"They have to deal with their communities. They have to deal with their family. Of course, for me, it just happens to be a little bit amplified."

Believe whoever you want, I don't care. All I know is Gisele's back to her old ways on Instagram, pumping out half-naked heaters during grueling Miami photoshoots. 

Can't wait to see how Tom responds.