George Clooney's Wife Popping Netanyahu For War Crimes Is Pure Virtue Signaling

OMG, Amal (Clooney), I am so inspired by you standing up to Benjamin Netanyahu & bringing him up on war crime charges. 

I can hear it now at Hamptons parties this summer where George Clooney and his human rights lawyer wife will be at parties where rich elites jerk each other off with compliments about how they're all saving the world and the environment. 

Monday, the Lebanese-born Amal, who is a lawyer, was credited with helping the International Criminal Court to determine that Netanyahu and Hamas leaders should be arrested for war crimes. 

"We unanimously conclude that there are reasonable grounds to believe that Hamas leaders Yahya Sinwar, Mohammed Deif and Ismail Haniyeh have committed war crimes and crimes against humanity, including hostage-taking, murder and crimes of sexual violence," Clooney wrote of the decision made by an ICC panel she served on. 

Ah, but wait, there's more. Amal got Netanyahu as well on charges of "starvation as a method of warfare, murder, persecution and extermination."

Let's go back to those Hampton parties where the Clooneys will be hailed for saving the world. 

There will be the verbal jerking off of those who are fighting Big Oil. There will be a group in the corner jerking each other off over how they've discovered some new plant-based super food that will mean we can eliminate feed lots. 

There will be elites jerking off each other while noting their yachts now get better gas mileage. 

And then there will be the super-super-super elites huddled together and telling Amal Clooney how she helped save the world by bringing up Netanyahu and Hamas leaders on war crimes. 

Then, Amal will get some sort of humanitarian award at the U.N. or some special Academy Award via some documentary made about Gaza and Amal will be asked to give a speech that will be broadcast on ABC which will then turn that into a HUGE circle jerk on Good Morning America. 

Rinse. Repeat. Elites jerking off each other. Media companies jerking off the elites. Elites collecting virtue signaling points for their social resumes as they battle each other for moral superiority. 

Keep in mind, the ICC has been around since 2002 and has made 10 convictions in 22 years of operation. The multi-national agency has 900 employees. It's 2024 budget is $200 million. 

Add it all up and you hae yourself one huge waste of money that's used as a way to jerk off people who want to claim they're saving the world. 

This week, Amal Clooney gained her virtue signaling points which will go a long way this summer in the Hamptons. 

Let the verbal fellatio commence. 

Written by
Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America. Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league. Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.