Famous Nevada Brothel Offering Night Of Free Sex, Threesomes For Super Bowl Winners & Spouses

As if there wasn't enough incentive to win the Super Bowl, I have one more carrot to dangle in front of Andy Reid (what a scene that would be), Kyle Shanahan (makes way more sense), Travis Kelce (right down his alley) and, yes, Taylor Swift (nope, not touching that one) …

You win, you get a VIP ticket to the famous Chicken Ranch brothel to enjoy a night of all the free sex your hearts desire. 

Who else is ready to run through a brick wall?!

Chicken Ranch brothel wants to have all the sex with all the Super Bowl winners 

Can't believe TMZ didn't choose the obvious Sextraviskelceganza. Sad. That's why these kinky brothels need to come to OutKick first, but oh well. 

You snooze, you lose. 

Anyway, back to the sextravaganza …

A couple HOFers from Chicken Ranch reached out to TMZ to spread the good news – that the winning Super Bowl team will be given free reign of their castle for the entire night, and spouses are more than welcome!

"It's only right that we play our part and express our sincere appreciation to this year’s champions for their invaluable contribution to our industry," said Addison Gray, who – along with partner in crime Alice Little – said "nothing is off limits."

"If any player would like to invite his wife or girlfriend, many of our ladies specialize in threesomes, orgies and swinger sessions," Gray added. "All guests, male and female, are welcome to participate."

The two coined the night a no-holds-barred orgiastic blowout, which frankly sounds painful to me, but what do I know?

Anyway, sounds like we could have some big time developments in the #content world for the winner Sunday. 

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift heading to a brothel in Nevada after winning the Super Bowl would literally break the internet. 

And if the 49ers win, you get Christian McCaffrey, Olivia Culpo and the Kittles. 

It's really a no-lose situation. Can't wait.