Escort Says High-Profile Soccer Players Who Want To Cheat Should Hire Professionals So They Don't Get Caught

If you're a high-profile soccer player looking for some extra action away from the field, your significant other, an escort with experience in this field, has some advice.  Higher a professional, it lessens the likelihood that you'll be caught.

Shona River made some headlines of her own when she claimed to have hooked up with Manchester United stars.  She shared her advice recently on the Offbeat podcast while discussing the mess Kyle Walker found himself in after getting his mistress pregnant for a second time.

Manchester United players celebrate during the Emirates FA Cup Quarter Final between Manchester United and Liverpool FC at Old Trafford on March 17, 2024 in Manchester, England. (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images)

That's not a spot most soccer players want to find themselves in.  Shona said of the situation, "I don’t know if they cheat more, but when they cheat it is more public.  That is why they should pay people like me if they are smart."

Call her biased if you must, but she is making a lot of sense here.  If you get caught with an escort that's on you, you're not likely going to have them reveal the relationship.

"Definitely they cheat, but I am not sure if it is more or less than a civilian man.  If the affair is going wrong of course, the girl is going to be really pissed and likely to reveal the affair," she said.

"I think they (footballers) have the money, and it gives them more flexibility for sure.  For another man who has a smaller monthly budget, they don’t have an option to pay a provider.  They can only hook up with girls."

Again, a solid point by Shona here.  It's almost as if she knows what she's talking about.  Soccer players have the money.  They shouldn't be getting caught impregnating mistresses.

Bottom Line, Stop Getting Wrapped Up With Mistresses And Hire An Escort

"But the problem is, if they are an older middle-aged man who is losing a bit of hair, then he doesn’t have a really good chance to have just a nice hook-up.  But a football player has, because girls spend time with them just because they are famous."

If they're not going to hire Shona for her professional escorting services, some of them should consider having her around for some life advice.  She's not here to ruin the good time.

She wants to keep the good times rolling without getting caught.  That has to be welcomed news, given how many soccer players have ended up having their dirty laundry aired out.

So take it from a pro, kick the mistresses to the curb and hire an escort.