Elon Musk Suggests Wikipedia Name Change, 'Breaking Bad' Stars Bartend Drake's B-Day, Jake Paul Is Not A Cokehead & More

Happy Tuesday, Nightcaps faithful. How we doing?

Better than these Astros fans, I hope.

With Houston's elimination, this will be the first time since 2016 that the World Series doesn't feature the Astros or the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Finally, some diversity!

And while the Astros-nauts definitely stole the show last night, congrats to this woman in the Burger King crown who was unknowingly about 4 inches away from entering concussion protocol.

Not a worry in the world. Just White Claws and vibes.

Man, I love October baseball.

Let's hop over to the NLCS, which heads to Game 7 tonight. The Arizona Diamondbacks — this year's Cinderella story — will attempt to conquer the Philadelphia Phillies and earn their first (and only) World Series bid since 2001.

But not if Jason Kelce has anything to say about it.

Personally, I love the chaos. And it's not just because I'm a D-backs fan.

Call me a hater if you want, but I hate to see the same damn teams winning championships every damn year. It's boring, and it sucks.

I'm talking to you, Kansas City Chiefs. Go away.

So will the Diamondbacks pull it off tonight? Let's check in with OutKick's gambling guru Geoff Clark!

Got it, thanks Geoff. He's an basketball fan anyway, so he'll be watching LeBron. (The NBA starts tonight — in case any of you care more than I do.)

But for the rest of us, it's time to put away those laptops, forget about work and bust out the pre-Game 7 beers. It's Nightcaps o'clock.

Elon Musk Makes An Offer Wikipedia Can't Refuse

The latest victim of Elon Musk's trolling is none other than Wikipedia — the online encyclopedia that anyone can edit.

But the billionaire's beef with Wikipedia runs deep. See, even though technically anyone can edit the site, the content is still notoriously left-leaning.

"Wikipedia is inherently hierarchical and therefore subject to the biases of higher ranking editors, independent of their merits," Musk wrote on Monday.

Elon contrasted Wikipedia with X's "Community Notes."

"@CommunityNotes requires people with historically different points of view, based on how they have rated and written Notes, to agree in order for Notes to be shown to the public," Musk continued. "All code and data is open source, so you can recreate the outcome yourself."

Therefore, Elon says, X is more fair. Plus, X isn't constantly begging for donations from its users.

But Musk has a solution for that one, and it's a doozy.

"I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia," he wrote.

Amazing.

No idea if he's being serious or if they'll actually take him up on it. But just in case, I'd like to throw something out there.

Elon, if you are reading this, I will happily change my name to Dickipedia (or some other goofy monicker) for $1 billion. In fact, I'll do it for a half billion. Then, I can finally afford a chunk of land — bigger than my current half acre — in Tennessee.

And since San Francisco won't let you have that gigantic light-up X sign on top of your building, you can ship it to me. I'll display it proudly on top of my epic new mansion with a spa bathroom, gigantic closets, outdoor kitchen and mountain views.

Just putting that into the universe. Think about it and get back to me, EM.

Speaking of Wikipedia, though, check out this new entry.

Cold.

This after the Titans traded All-Pro safety Kevin Byard to the Philadelphia Eagles on Monday. KB reunites with star wide receiver (and former Titan) A.J. Brown. The Eagles just got even better, and the Titans are in total tank mode. Fire sale coming?

Stand up, Derrick Henry. You're next.

'Breaking Bad' Stars Go From Meth To Martinis

Drake is stupid rich. Apparently worth about $250 million, the rapper has more than enough cash to hire bartenders for his private parties.

But not just any bartenders.

For his 37th birthday bash, Drake hired Breaking Bad stars Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston to mix up cocktails for guests.

Why them? Apparently they are promoting their Dos Hombres Mezcal — which they probably learned to love while they were down south visiting Don Eladio.

But imagine heading up to the bar to order your vodka soda and there's Walter White smiling back at you.

I mean, if you can concoct the world's purest meth, I guess an Old Fashioned is child's play.

If you haven't tried a mezcal old fashioned, by the way, I can't recommend it enough. I love bourbon as much as the next guy, but it's a hoot to switch it up sometimes.

While we're on the topic of Drake, though, I have something I need to get off my chest.

I don't get it. I do not understand Drake's appeal. He can't sing, his songs (with maybe the exception of "Hotline Bling") are just all the same rambling, whiny, melody-less pains in my earholes.

Actually, this dude sums it up perfectly. How to write a Drake song:

Drake fan? Email me at Amber.Harding@OutKick.com and change my mind.

Jake Paul Is Not A Cokehead

From meth and mezcal to cocaine. Happy Tuesday from Nightcaps!

Jake Paul is shooting down the allegations that he was snorting coke after his brother Logan's win over Dillon Dannis last weekend.

Social media was ablaze when it caught Jake spending a lot of time touching his nose and sniffing after the match.

You be the judge:

Maybe he just has allergies?

Anyway, Jake addressed the rumors in his most recent YouTube video — by surrounding himself with Coca-Cola cans and tossing a white powder in the air a la LeBron.

That's my second LBJ reference of the day. Gross. I apologize.

"Y'all want some Coke?" Paul asked his friends.

But after getting a good laugh, he then denied the claims, saying his gesture was just the result of being a sweaty guy. And to really drive home the point, he even zoomed in on his nose to show how moist his skin gets from "five minutes of existing."

My guy clearly moisturizes.

"I come out, everyone knows I'm the most sweatiest person in the world," Jake said. "So I get into the ring to like, go be there for my brother and sh-t, and I put my hat on and I'm literally sweating down my face, so I'm just like this, trying to get the sweat off of my f-cking face."

Besides, Jake says, he's more of a mushroom and wine guy.

To which I say, same.

Portabellas, of course. Delicious.

New 'South Park' Special!

Remember when Trey Parker and Matt Stone signed a $900 million deal to bring us more South Park, and then they settled on simply teasing us with six measley episodes and one special each year?

I'm not at all salty about that.

But I am REALLY pumped for Friday's new special on Paramount Plus. If you haven't seen yet, it's called South Park: Joining the Panderverse. And in the interest of DEI, they're "re-casting" a bunch of 9-year-old boys as adult women of color.

Brilliant, as always.

And speaking of things I'm excited to watch...

HBO is doing the world a favor and putting a mic on Mike McDaniel. The content will be unreal. Filming starts when the Dolphins head to Frankfurt to take on Taylor Swift and the Chiefs.

And since they'll be in Germany, I hope the HBO cameras find this guy.

That's a level of peace and relaxation I can only dream of, to be honest.

Stuff That Made Me LOL

Parody is reality, and reality is parody.

Innovation at its finest.

And speaking of innovation.

You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Why can't I stop watching this groundhog?

Nailed it.

And finally, a motivational post to end your Tuesday.

OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column set to run Monday through Friday at 4 p.m.

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