El Chapo Guzman's Granddaughter Hunts For Loch Ness Monster

If I've learned anything over my blogging career, it's that you never want to say anything stupid about a drug cartel family member, so you won't catch me saying El Chapo Guzman's granddaughter was wasting her time in Scotland looking for the Loch Ness Monster. 

Frida Sofia Guzmán Muñoz, the 18-year-old daughter of El Chapo's oldest son, Edgar Guzman Lopez (RIP – he was murdered by a rival cartel), has been traveling around Europe and popped up on the radar of the Scottish press who reported Miss Munoz was in town taste-testing whiskey and visiting the Loch Ness area where she went hunting for Nessie while documenting it on social media. 

Spoiler: Frida didn't find the monster. 

Again, I'm not going to say this was a waste of money because she has plenty of money to burn, and I assume she knows a few guys who know a few guys who ‘off’ asshole members of the media who are rude. 

Her grandpa literally claimed in 2014 that he'd killed somewhere between 2,000 and 3,000 people in his lifetime. These people know people or do the off-ing themselves! 

What I will say is that it must be pretty cool to be the third generation member of the El Chapo tree. You're so far down the line that there has to be hidden money in hidden accounts and you're theoritically far enough removed from rival gangbanging that cartels aren't actively trying to kill you. 

Frida is an up-and-coming singer. It's not like she's slinging cocaine into the U.S. by using drug smugglers and ordering hits on rival gangbangers. 

She appears to just be living. Traveling. Experiencing life. Building memories. Hunting for Nessie. Finding new places to explore. Maybe blowing a few thousand dollars on art or maybe European property to use on vacations. 

And you get to use the name, if necessary*. 

Are you having a hard time with a car salesman? Boom: "My grandpa, El Chapo, said this is where he always got great prices on new cars."  

Is there a car salesman with the balls to tell Frida he's not budging on the price after she drops this nugget? No chance. The guy wants to live and has a family to feed. He gets the deal done and Frida gets her car. 

What we've learned today is that being third-generation drug cartel family members might be the greatest situation to be in. Cherish it. Use it when necessary and never forget what your family members that came before you gave up so you can live this life.