Donald Trump's New Presidential Portrait Brilliantly Trolls The Democrats

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We've got moving trucks heading north from Mar-a-Lago, and others already at the White House ripping down all the disgustingly woke garbage that's lined the walls there for four years. 

What a beautiful time to be alive. Four days, boys and girls. Four days until this country gets back on track and starts smashing some skulls. Donald Trump and JD Vance are gearing up for inauguration day, and there ain't a thing the Libs can do about it. 

Sorry, Libs. It's over. Joe's leaving. He made some silly speech last night to say one final goodbye – was it pre-recorded? Who knows! – and now, it's over. Greatest trade ever: Trump for Joe. What a win for America. 

Anyway, this is always a fascinating time of year for me because of all the pomp and circumstance that surrounds it. And, right on cue, Trump's new portrait hit the internet last night, and had the Libs literally shaking in their boots while also firing up great Patriots across the US of A. 

Not to mention, it also sent a clear message to our adversaries: 

Hey, ISIS – get a good look at this guy. He's in charge again. Tread lightly, losers. 

What a move here by the Trump team

Boo-hoo – cry harder, Matt. Seriously, cry harder. I want to feel the Liberal tears all the way down here in Florida. Hell, we could use the rain!

Amazing. It's all incredible. Coming off the greatest campaign in American history, the Trump team decides to send one more 'F-U' to the Dems by recreating his iconic mugshot picture for the official portrait. My God. Perfection. No notes. None. Y'all nailed it. 

It's the perfect reminder to the Libs that they helped him retake the White House as much as anyone. 

The witch-hunts, the sham trials, the third-world country BS they pulled trying to turn us into a Banana Republic. All it did ws unify conservatives so much that we all doubled down and voted Trump back in … resoundingly. 

And what did the Libs get out of it? A mugshot. They got the mugshot they all wanted, and the sham conviction. 

Congrats! Now leave us be. Trump's back in office and we've got real work to do. 

The adults are back in town.

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.