Disgusting, Ugly Liberals Try To Smear Riley Gaines For The Dumbest Reason Possible

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Riley Gaines, who is objectively hot, is under attack by nasty Libs on the internet because they're objectively not. 

And, frankly, they just cannot handle it. 

Our favorite college swimmer was front and center at Donald Trump's big address to congress earlier this week. Remember that one? 

The one where Democrats kicked and screamed like a bunch of children, and one dummy even got kicked out because he couldn't behave like an adult? Oh yeah, they also held up tiny little signs like they were at a 4H auction. 

Anyway, it was embarrassing for them, but great for us. And Riley. One of the best moments of the night was when Trump touted his pledge to keep men out of women's sports, and the camera panned first to Riley (hot), and then to 107-year-old Nancy Pelosi (not hot). 

Of course, it went viral, and the nasty losers on Elon's Twitter tried to attack our girl over her looks. Rich, I know, given they're all pink-haired and shower once a week. 

Luckily, Riley handled herself just fine:

This is another losing battle, lefties 

Yeah, I mean, what are we doing here? First off, Riley is hot. Let's just say it. You ever seen her on the cover of Ultra Right's calendar? If not, you will here in a bit. Hold tight. 

Secondly … I admittedly haven't seen a ton of trans folks down here in Florida, for obvious reasons, but I know for sure they 100% look nothing like this. Like, not even kind of like this. The complete opposite, in fact. It's not even close. 

What a stupid thing to say. But, the Dems have exhibited impressively stupid behavior this week, even for them. 

They acted like dumbasses in congress, they did some sort of weird dance video that got absolutely destroyed by literally everyone, and then the purple-haired one from Connecticut did ANOTHER video yesterday that may have been even worse than the first one!

Look at THIS! This is who the Dems think is hotter than RILEY GAINES:

That's who they think America will gravitate to more than Riley Gaines. Seriously. It's so embarrassing. They're all so embarrassing. 

Anyway, anyone with two functioning eyes knows who's hot, and who's not, but if you still need some convincing, here's the 100% real woman they claim to look like a man on a calendar in a bikini. 

Choose your fighter:

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