Did Joe Burrow Shave His Head? Ladies Lose Their Composure Over The Drama
The Summer of Joe Burrow's hair has apparently come to a dramatic conclusion as Bengals training camp looms.
There is a buzz in the air that when Burrow and the Bengals enter training camp next week, the team's quarterback will have a shaved head. Ladies, please sit down. It appears your love interest has shaved it all off, if we are to believe the images that surfaced over the weekend.
Burrow's hair was a hot topic earlier this summer when it was believed he had grown a mullet. That proved to be a false alarm. Today's hair news appears to be legitimate.
Let's start this investigation with Burrow's stylist Kyle Smith, who recently traveled around Europe with the QB, dropping a hint last week that there might be something cooking with the hair.
OK, that's cool, but where's the real evidence Burrow shaved his head?
Let's head over to Instagram where there's a cottage industry of women who want to get into Burrow's pants who track his every move. Joe Burrow's super thirsty fans say this is a recent workout video showing Burrow's hair pivot.
"(B)uzz cuz suits him as every other hair style. but I love the strand of hair that always fall into place," one of his thirsty fans wrote on Instagram. "(H)e looks good as always but I hope when he grows it back that the little piece still falls into place," another fan chimed in.
Ladies, get some H2O. Let this guy breathe a little bit.
"It's going to come in soooo good, so I'll take this for now," Hetal P. added.
Like guys going to the bar and settling for a slumpbuster, the Instagram ladies are willing to take Joe Burrow as-is.
"I’m gonna take him in any way shape or form," Leone countered.
There's more evidence of the Burrow shave job. In a photo posted by one of his friends from Buckeye Lake in Ohio, the QB is tagged in a photo showing that the little hair that falls down is indeed gone.
This is quite the change from how Burrow looked in late June when walked the red carpet in Paris with his hair flopping around and driving the ladies nuts.
Never forget that Tom Brady had a shaved head phase where he won like three Super Bowls.
It's your time, JB. Do it.