Daughter Plans To Gift Her Mom An Affair For Mother's Day
Everyone knows that drastic times call for drastic measures to be taken. A daughter who is watching her mother endure a miserable marriage with her father thinks that her parents' current situation fits that description.
In order to remedy the situation, she's come up with the perfect gift for mom this Mother's Day. Instead of arranging a night out for her mom and dad - in hopes that they will reconnect - she's thinking about saving their marriage in a very different way.
Couple in an unhappy relationship (Image Credit: Getty)
The loving daughter is thinking about setting an affair up for her mom. Her "fun and sociable" mom is being dragged down into misery by her dad, who she says is "an absolute drain on her."
"They barely speak to each other, he always sits in front of the TV and never lets her watch what she wants to. She goes to the effort of cooking him dinner and he barely even eats it, doesn’t thank her," the woman said of her parents' relationship.
Well, so far, we're not off to the best start for anyone who was hoping that the daughter was exaggerating when it came to her mom and dad's marriage. He never lets her watch TV and barely eats the dinner she cooks for him after all. Worst of all, there's no thank you for the dinner. What a monster.
"They’ve lost all affection, she told me he doesn’t even give her a kiss before bed. I can’t remember the last time they went out for dinner or on a date or something," she continued.
"I think they’ve got all hung up on their small little annoyances and don’t appreciate each other anymore, but they used to be so good together."
Mom's Thought About It, But Couldn't Pull The Trigger On An Affair
I have to admit I was a little skeptical going into this one, but if there was ever a case for a daughter to gift a mother an affair on Mother's Day, it's clearly this relationship. An affair is the perfect way to bring them together.
We can't forget about the married mom who used male escorts to save her marriage. It happens. An affair doesn't have to be the end of their marriage. Think of it as an exciting halftime of sorts.
The daughter mentioned that her mom had thought about looking for love elsewhere before, but couldn't leave her husband because she still loves him.
That doesn't mean she can't have a little affair gifted to her for Mother's Day, does it? The daughter doesn't seem to think so.
"With Mother’s Day coming up, I wanted to treat my mum to something unusual that could also get her marriage back on track," she wrote. "So I was thinking about getting her a membership to one of them dating websites you go to for an affair. I read that it can actually help a marriage."
It seems to me like an affair might be jumping over a bunch of other options that could benefit the marriage, but what do I know? I'm just a sarcastic blogger who is happy that he hasn't had to deal with any extramarital misfortune.
Let me know what you think about this unique Mother's Day gift idea sean.joseph@outkick.com. Is it a good idea? Has anyone received anything similar? Has an affair saved your relationship?