Danica Patrick Rocks Race Fans With Raunchy Vacation Pictures

Here I was, sitting here on a quiet Saturday in July thinking I'd be able to coast through an easy day. No sweat. No drama. No #content. 

And then Danica Patrick checked in from Spain, and absolutely rocked us here back in the states in a way I haven't seen in quite some time. What a heater. 

Buckle up, boys and girls. If you thought Danica's big trip to Europe last summer was a talker, you ain't seen nothing yet. 

The ex-racer came back to America with a solid tan, as you'll see, and dumped out enough Instagram content to get us through the rest of the summer. Maybe the rest of the year, if we're being honest. 

Welcome home, Danica Patrick. Good to have you back:

Danica Patrick keeps pumping out European vacation content 

I mean, what a trip. The trip of a lifetime, some would say. Nobody, and I mean nobody, dominates a summer trip to Europe quite like Danica Patrick. It's an unreal content dump every single summer, and one I think everyone here in the US of A looks forward to. 

Some social media influencers take the summer off. They need to recharge the batteries and gear up for the fall. Not Danica. The former NASCAR and IndyCar star kicks it into high gear once the calendar turns to July, and it's a treat every year. Christmas in July!

And when she's not testing out the waters in Spain, Danica's back here in the states making waves on her podcast. Don't forget, it was just last week that she rocked the internet with a full episode about penis sizes and whether it truly matters. 

Between that, her recent foray into conservative media, a trip to Burning Man and a rock-solid Bachelorette party, it's been one hell of a 2024 for Danica Patrick. 

Can't see what's next. 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.