Credit To Insufferable Lib Jim Acosta For Saying Maybe The Dumbest Thing Ever Said On CNN

Jim Acosta, who could soon be demoted for obvious reasons, may have just set a new record at insufferable CNN. 

That's right. A new record. A new low. A new bar for the dumbest, most asinine thing ever said on that disgusting network. 

Hard to believe, right? How could someone possibly say the dumbest thing on CNN? The list is long. It's vast. It's never-ending, frankly. So many contenders. So many options. It's updated daily, in real-time, like the DOGE debt tracker. 

But I've got to hand it to Jim, who may soon be stuffed so far down the CNN time-slot you'd probably think he was fired. But he was NOT fired, boys and girls. 

He's alive. He's thriving. He's lying through his teeth and then, in turn, getting shoved in a locker. 

Roll tape!

Nice work here, Jim

My God. It's amazing. It's perfect. It's almost unbelievable because it's so dumb, but it's obviously real because you just watched it unfold. 

What balls on Jim, huh? To sit there – on CNN (!!!!!!) – and wax poetic about how they're the news and Fox is all lies, truly takes a huge set of nuts. 

Credit to Jim. Didn't think he had it in him. What a scumbag move. He looks scummy. He sounds scummy. He looks like he smells scummy. 

But to say something this blatantly wrong and untrue, with a straight face, on a network that's reportedly on the verge of demoting your ass to the graveyard shift because you're insufferable and divisive and an imbecile, is so impressive to me. 

It takes courage, and moxie, and, frankly, an incredible lack of self-awareness. Jim Acosta nails all three. Give him the Emmy NOW. Today. Stat. He deserves it.

What a performance. What an idiot.