Country Singer Who Defiantly Chose Not To Wear Underwear During Her Show Teases Next Chapter

Country singer Maren Morris has finally addressed the naked elephant in the room (whatever that means). 

Morris went mega-viral last weekend because she decided to play a show – an actual show, with people – on stage with the wildest outfit you've ever seen. Now, I didn't write about it when it happened because A) it happened around the time when our former president was nearly murdered, and B) the video is … something. 

And by something, I mean Maren walked up and down the stage in a skirt that had a slit through it, and through that slit we could all see a very commando Maren. Commando! There's a word you don't hear very often anymore. Must be a 90s thing. 

Anyway, Morris recently addressed the malfunction – if that's what we're calling it – on TikTok by not only saying she was going to frame the skirt in the video, but playing Cardi B's song WAP, which means … well, you know. (Wet Ass P***y). 

Maren Morris is built different

Subtle, Maren! We get the joke, though. Decent work. Not your best. Not your worst. Just solid. 

And no, I'm not showing the actual video here. Trust me, it's all over the internet. Some tell me if you click here, you just might find it. I don't know, though. Good luck! Report back to me when you find out. 

Anyway, what a time to be alive, huh? Certainly a far-cry from the golden age of country music, at least in my opinion. Remember the late 1990s? You had Martina McBride, Reba, Faith Hill, Gretchen Wilson and Shania Twain all competing for glory. Those were the days. Back when country music was country music. 

Man, I feel like a woman!

I also don't want to sound too old-man-yelling-at-kids-ish, so I will add that I do enjoy plenty of female country artists today. Seriously! Politics aside – which is a huge disclaimer nowadays – I really like Kacey Musgraves. Obviously, Carrie Underwood is the GOAT. Lainey Wilson has some bangers, especially on Yellowstone. Maren ain't awful, although her politics are just the worst. Seriously. 

But they ain't built like they were back then. Although, who knows … maybe had social media been around in 1999, we'd all be watching videos of Shania Twain on stage flashing the crowd by leaving her underwear on the dressing room floor? 

Who knows?