Costco Sells A Prepper Meal Kit That Will Stay Edible For 25 Years

Does Costco know something the rest of us don't?

It's a fair question as the wholesale retailer is now selling a ‘Doomsday Prepper’s meal kit that will last for 25 years should the country (or world) go to hell.

In a new viral video, a Costco shopper detailed the new "ReadyWise" Emergency Food Supply Kit that is absolutely stacked with a variety of foods that will be good should you and your family ever find themselves shut off from the rest of humanity. 

NEW DOOMSDAY PREPPER MEALKIT BEING SOLD FOR $99

"With a remarkable shelf life of up to 25 years, this assortment isn't just a temporary fix — it's a long-term solution," Costco boasts. "It's a tangible expression of your dedication to ensuring you and your loved ones are cared for, no matter what lies ahead. But it's not just about survival; it's about maintaining a sense of normalcy, comfort, and even enjoyment during challenging times."

Oh, well, if you put it THAT way, then what are we waiting for?! God knows we can all use some normalcy, comfort and enjoyment during ‘challenging times’ - hell, Doomsday Meals for all right now!

In all honesty, the included food is actually not that bad. The prep package - which retails at less than $100.00, includes 150 servings of frozen-dried food that includes pasta Alfredo, macaroni and cheese, teriyaki rice, vegetables, a variety of soups, apple cinnamon cereal and plenty more. 

All for a hundred bucks? That may be the best bet going these days - apocalypse or not! Unfortunately, it doesn't look like Costco's infamous $1.50 hot dog meals are included, which surely would destroy any aliens or zombies digestive systems. 

Anyone who watches cable television has undoubtedly seen the rise in Doomsday Prepper-related materials and goods. Be it food to shelters, the obsession with being ready should things hit the fan has become a massive industry - there's even reality TV shows about it! 

Fortunately, whether it's a natural disaster or those aliens finally do decide they want to take Earth on, Costco will give you a fighting chance to stay alive - all for $99!  What a place!

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Mike “Gunz” Gunzelman has been involved in the sports and media industry for over a decade. He’s also a risk taker - the first time he ever had sushi was from a Duane Reade in Penn Station in NYC.