Cop: Help, I'm Locked In My Cruiser With Female I Just Arrested!

There's the walk of shame and then there's the walk of shame San Diego cop Anthony Hair experienced after getting locked in the back of his cruiser with a female he arrested. 

We now have the body cam footage of what happened in August 2023 when Hair was locked in the backseat of his cruiser with the woman who was picked up during a car theft call. She had a warrant, so Officer Hair, who has resigned, had to take her downtown to get booked. 

That's when things got real interesting and resulted in Hair looking for a new job. 

Let's go to the transcript as Hair and the woman chat it out on the way to the station. The cop's body cam picks up the conversation. 

Woman: "Are you married?"

Officer Hair: "Why are you asking that?"

Woman: "You're not too bad. What's it gonna hurt me if I work the system, you know what I mean? That's the way I see s---t."

The ride continues, but then there are audible moans from the backseat. 

Woman: "Are you single?"

Officer Hair: "Yeah. But you're not."

And then it was ON! 

Woman: "I'm down to f--- right now."

Hair: "Don't say that right now...Don't say that right now because everything is being recorded right now."

According to investigators, Hair headed towards the Las Colinas Detention Center, but his horniness got the best of him (allegedly!). The GPS tracker shows Hair's cruiser turning into a neighborhood where it comes to a stop at 1:34 a.m. 

It's dark and Hair's body cam goes dark. 

After 20 minutes, Hair calls for backup. He needs help. Someone bring a master key. He's locked in the back. 

At 2:40 a.m., Hair is rescued. 

The cop who showed up to assist his fellow officer in need was called into internal affairs to give his version of what went down that night. 

"I heard and noticed Officer Hair had a panicky voice. I asked him if he was okay. He said, yes, and then asked if I had my patrol car key with me...I asked why he was asking and what did he need," the rescuing officer told investigators. "Officer Hair then asked me If I could go meet him. I asked him his location and he said, near Cottonwood... I asked him why he needed me, and he said he would tell me when I got there. He said he was really embarrassed."

Let's hear Officer Hair's side of things. Let the man defend himself! 

Like a guy refusing to come clean with his wife, Hair had a story to tell. He claims to have just been checking on the woman in the back when the door closed on him. 

What about his body cam being turned off? 

Simple, he claims the camera got knocked off while he was exiting the cruiser. 

Here's the wild part in all this: The woman refused to rat out the cop. She wouldn't break. She says nothing happened. 

Internal Affairs did a little more digging. They performed a test on Hair's clothes and belt which returned "traces of semen." 

Hair resigned soon after. 

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Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America. Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league. Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.