Buy This 'Dognas T' Van & Get Ready For The Talladega Spring Race

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How do I know you guys are starting to read my mind and know exactly what will make me get pumped up? Nathan in Minnesota knew to send me a link to this 1990 GMC Explorer conversion van that's been turned into a mobile strip club called 'Dognas T'. It's for sale on Facebook where you can buy it with your spare stimulus money combined with your Sundial Growers stock cash after hitting a nice haul during Wednesday's leg up.

The minute I saw the airbrushing on the side of this ride is the exact moment I knew this would be a piece of art unlike any other rides on the streets. This one happens to be in Pottstown, Pennsylvania and will run you $13,500.

The seller says that this pimp wagon has been on the open roads for 135,000 miles and it's a "best of show."

You know, I heard financial guru Dave Ramsey say on Fox News that he doesn't believe a $600 or $1,400 check from the government is going to change someone's life, and I think he's right. You guys know what changes lives? Hustling. Hitting the streets and working your ass off until you hit the pillow and realize you need to work even harder.

If that means getting into the mobile strip club business, then so be it. I'm not here to judge your lifestyle choices. I'm here to educate you guys on options that are available. Stick with me here -- mobile strip club that's like Uber. A customer is at home watching a football game, he's had a couple of bong hits and makes the right decision not to drive to the strip club. But he wants to go to the strip club. He needs to get out of the house.

BOOM, the client fires up the 'Dognas T' app, and you're at his doorstep waiting to Uber him around town while playing "Unskinny Bop" and "Nothin' But A Good Time."

Think about this, guys. Name another mobile strip club on the streets. You could drive this bad boy down to Talladega in April and have it paid off by the end of Friday night. Sleep on it. Let's see if that entrepreneurial spirit comes out of your soul.














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Joe Kinsey is the Senior Director of Content of OutKick and the editor of the Morning Screencaps column that examines a variety of stories taking place in real America. Kinsey is also the founder of OutKick’s Thursday Night Mowing League, America’s largest virtual mowing league. Kinsey graduated from University of Toledo.