Budget Airline Brawls: Fists Fly On Spirit Flight From Vegas To Atlanta

It's time to fire up the Budget Airline Brawls® beat because fists were flying late last week on a Vegas to Atlanta flight where it was on like an episode of Jerry Springer. Cameras were in the air as the two ladies flying the Greyhound of the Skies finally had enough of each other to the point where it was time to drop the gloves and get down to business.

It's unclear why the woman is being removed from the plane, but as you can hear from the peanut gallery, they're ready for her to get off so they can get on down the road to Atlanta after losing all their money in Vegas.

Let's cover a couple of topics that I know will come up here:

• Why are Budget Airline Brawls® becoming a huge part of society? Oh, I don't know, maybe because it's cheap enough for dirtbags to jump on a plane and act like uncivilized trash.

• Why don't those people put away their phones and stop the fight? Well, we're a content-based society. It's currency. I joke about "content...content...content," but let's face it, people want their friends to see this chaos. They get likes and comments, and that releases the dopamine in their brains.

I also think people are afraid to get in the middle of this type of craziness. For them, it's much cleaner to sit there, let the brawlers punch each other, and not have to file witness reports and be questioned by police.

Remember, that airline ticket price might look amazing on your phone screen, but never forget the Thunderdome you're about to enter that is Budget Airline Brawls.