Brittany Mahomes Hits The Beach In A Teeny Bikini As The Next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model

Well, it was only a matter of time, right? I mean, we all knew this was coming. Not a matter of if, but when?

And now, we have our answer: Brittany Mahomes is a 2024 Sports Illustrated swimsuit "rookie" and SI's next cover girl. 

This was the most predictable NFL script yet:

Brittany Mahomes is a 2024 Sports Illustrated rookie 

Look, I don't hate Brittany Mahomes the way most do. Joe Kinsey can't stand her. I get it, but I also don't think she's as awful as the rest of society makes her out to be.

I could be wrong, so take it with a grain of salt. But still … 

Travis Kelce? He's a sellout and a vaccine-pusher and just too damn loud and obnoxious for me. Can't handle it. Too much. Shut up one freaking time for me. No, I don't want DirecTV. Leave me alone. 

Jackson Mahomes? He's intolerable. Truly intolerable. Send him to the sun. 

Taylor Swift? Eh. Doesn't really bother me. 

Same with Brittany Mahomes. I know it's the cool thing to do to hate on her, and it's the fun bandwagon to be on right now, but it just doesn't move my needle the same way some of the other miserable Chiefs do. 

Everybody got all upset last week when she appeared to finger-wag one of her handlers in Baltimore.

Whatever. The video ain't that bad. We're all so sensitive. Do you know how many finger-wags I'd dole out if I had a billion dollars in the bank? I'd lose count before breakfast. Your heads would spin. 

You wanna hate Jackson Mahomes? By all means, go ahead. He's the worst. Truly the worst. 

Same with Travis Kelce and his worthless Pfizer shot. He's a douche. 

But I'll take an NFL WAG like Brittany Mahomes in a bikini any day of the week. Certainly worse things to wake up to. 

And hey – at least Sports Illustrated is putting actual females on the cover again. Baby steps!