Blow Your Stimmy On A V-8 Powered Go-Kart With Trailer

Have you been in the market for a go-kart featuring a GM-sourced 305ci V8 and a John Deere transmission with dual drive chains and you have a stimmy just waiting to be blown on a toy? Well you're in luck because this two-seater beast is currently up for auction on BringATrailer.com and waiting for a new home.

You might live in a neighborhood where Brad and the cool guys have barstool go-karts. Yeah, well Brad doesn't have a V8-powered kart that has the most incredible sound when it's fired up. Debbie and all the neighborhood moms will drop their seltzers to the ground when they feel the force of this hoss cruising down the street. Brad's going to be furious. He thought the game had been forever changed when he introduced his kick-ass lawnmower engine barstool racer to the neighborhood.

Yeah, well it's a one-seater and Debbie couldn't enjoy a ride with Brad. Now there's a new sheriff in town, and all the ladies are welcome to feel the power of this bad boy that features a Quadajet carburetor, an Edelbrock air cleaner and stainless steel exhaust headers that drive the ladies absolutely nuts.

Go to the 1:50 mark and crank up your speakers. Now imagine Debbie hearing that power for the first time. Game over.

Think about it, fellas. Change the game in your neighborhood this summer. Maybe you're down on your luck with the ladies. Maybe you went through an ugly COVID-induced divorce and you need a release. This appears to be just what the doctor ordered in 2021. Strap a Truly seltzer keg to that trailer and start cruising. Let the action come to you.

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