Transgender Zombie Sex Offender Arrested For Attempted Kidnapping At School

A meth-mouthed transgender zombie named Solomon Galligan is making news this week after word leaked out that he (allegedly) tried to abduct an elementary kid and police say it's all on surveillance video. 

According to the Aurora, Colorado police department, Galligan, who was convicted in 2011 of a nonconsensual touching sex crime, walked into a field at Black Forest Hills Elementary School on Friday during a 5th grade recess and tried to grab a child, according to the arrest affidavit. 

In the document, police detail how Galligan fell over a white blanket he was carrying and the child escaped to safety while the other kids yelled "stranger danger" to alert adults that a zombie had infiltrated the school grounds. 

Imagine being a kid and THIS starts walking towards you. 

As the kids yelled, the zombie stopped and went east away from the school, but a parent was able to spot the powdered-face scumbag and he was eventually arrested, but not before he claimed to have been assaulted and that he needed medical attention. 

Cops eventually ran a background check and determined Galligan is a sex offender, however, a search of the Colorado Bureau of Investigation registry reveals that the agency doesn't have a listing for a Solomon Galligan. 

Fox-31 Denver reports Galligan was arrested in January for failure to register as a sex offender and he has had similar charges on his record going back to 2012. 

Parents told Fox-31 that immediately after the near kidnapping, third graders were sent out for recess. "A secured campus should have been called immediately. They didn’t do that, so the person still at large for another hour, you could almost be to Colorado Springs," parent Dante White told the news outlet.