Bill Belichick's First Big Purchase For His 23-Year-Old Cheerleader Girlfriend Is A Humdinger

The Bill Belichick-Jordon Hudson relationship continues to blossom into one of the most beautiful love stories of the calendar year. 

So far, it's been filled with lavish trips to Nantucket, a wild autograph from Bill himself, and a study session 35,000 feet in the sky. 

It's basically a Hallmark movie unraveling right in front of our eyes, and America is along for the ride. 

Speaking of rides … according to industry experts, 23-year-old Jordon showed up to cheerleading practice in a $75,000 Porsche earlier this week, and that was, of course, a little thank you from Bill himself. 

Some new relationships start with flowers and/or chocolates. Maybe a promise ring down the road. My now-wife once got me tickets to a Barenaked Ladies/Blues Traveler concert when we were young and stupid, which was awesome. 

But six-time Super Bowl champion Bill Belichick bypassed all of that and got new girlfriend Jordon a Porsche, which just goes to show you that it's Bill's world, and we're all just puppets. 

This Bill Belichick love story continues to grow by the week

From Page Six:

Bill Belichick’s 23-year-old girlfriend was photographed arriving at East Celebrity Elite Hingham practice on Thursday, driving a $74,5000 Porsche Macan S.

Sources told the Post last week that the white vehicle, which Hudson drove to Tom Brady’s Hall of Fame ceremony on June 12, is believed to be a gift from Belichick.

Let's goooooooooo!!! I LOVE this relationship. It's my favorite storyline of the summer, and we're just getting to the good stuff. This is the absolute dead period for sports right now. July STINKS for content. 

We're still two months away from football, and baseball is as meaningless as ever. They don't call it the dog days of summer for no reason, you know. 

But 72-year-old Bill Belichick dating 23-year-old Jordon Hudson – a competitive cheerleader – is exactly the type of content to steer us straight into kickoff. 

For those who haven't kept up … don't worry, I have, so here's your quick breakdown:

News of Hudson's and Bill's relationship broke about two weeks ago today and, by nightfall, her Instagram following took off like a rocketship. Shocker. 

Now, the bar was set pretty low because she only started with 3,000 followers. But, in about 12 minutes, that number doubled to over 6,000. Four days later, it rose to over 11,000. As of this afternoon, it's nearly 16,000. 

Bill made Tom Brady a star (sort of), and he's done it again mere months into his retirement. Legend. 

These two lovebirds apparently first met on a flight back in 2021 when Bill noticed Jordon was reading some sort of psychology book. Our man saw an opportunity and took it, leaning in to help her study for the big test. 

One thing led to another, and Belichick eventually signed her book when the plane landed. He left the ultimate pickup line – complete with all six Super Bowl championships – and the rest is history. 

Can't wait to see what's next. 


 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.