Biden's Dork Press Secretary Is Furious: My (Senile) Boss Didn't Wander Off!

Oh boy, Joe Biden's press secretary is mad at those of us who wrote Thursday that his senile boss was wandering around at a G7 summit event where he was the only world leader to need a helping hand from a coherent world leader. 

Loyalist Andrew Bates, who has worked for multiple lib lib political heavy-hitters, lashed out at "Murdoch outlets" that he claimed are lying about Meandering Joe. 

"The Murdoch outlets are so desperate to distract from [Biden's] record that they just lie," Bates tweeted Thursday as his boss was being hammered. "Here, they use an artificially narrow frame to hide from viewers that he just saw a skydiving demonstration. He's saying congratulations to one of the divers and giving a thumbs up." 

Joe Biden press secretary Andrew Bates (inset) is mad at "Murdoch outlets" who claimed the president wandered off during a G7 summit event with other world leaders. Bates claims Biden was just wandering off to say hello to members of a parachute team. Photo: Michael Kappeler/dpa (Photo by Michael Kappeler/picture alliance via Getty Images)

Good one, dork. Your boss literally has to be led back to the world leader group by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni who saw an old man who seemed lost. 

Watch with your own eyes what went down in Italy. Everything is fine, right? 

In a message to Mediaite, Bates laid out his bosses' record and what he's doing for Americans. 

"Joe Biden is *actually* making the rich pay their fair share in taxes, *actually* bringing violent crime to historic lows, *actually* rebuilding infrastructure, *actually* bringing jobs back from China, *actually* achieving energy independence, *actually* beating Big Pharma – so all rightwing propaganda can do is lie with cheap fakes," Bates wrote like a maniac. 

That's way too many asterisks, you psycho. 

Bates has spent the last 18 hours attempting to set the record straight that his boss isn't a senile old bat who is prone to not knowing where he's at. 

The job must pay well. 

You make the call: Is Joe fine or does he need a GPS ankle device and a nursing home? 

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