Biden Goes Full Ron Burgundy While Reading Teleprompter

Dammit, grandpa, you're not supposed to read EVERYTHING on the teleprompter. Didn't you watch Anchorman?

President Biden was at it again today at some event where his handlers threw his dementia'd add up on stage to give some speech to make it look like he knows what planet he's on and that's when grandpa went full Ron Burgandy. 

Listen closely as gramps reads "pause" off the teleprompter.

Hey Russian hackers, stop stealing our AT&T data, our Social Security numbers, our banking data, our birth certificates, etc. for a minute. I'm not suggesting committing some sort of federal crime here because the last thing I want to see is election interference, but would it be too much to ask for one of you to hack Biden's teleprompter and throw in a line. 

"I'm Joe Biden. Go f--k yourself San Diego." 

America could use the comic relief. 

After his latest medical checkup, Dr. Kevin O'Connor, the Physician for the President, determined Biden is fit to "successfully execute the duties of the presidency."

"President Biden is a healthy, active 81-year-old male, who remains fit to successfully execute the duties of the Presidency, to include those as Chief Executive, Head of State and Commander in Chief," O'Connor added. 

Nothing to see here. Everything is fine.