ASU Frat Guys Show How To Properly Deal With Pro-Hamas Nonsense As Crazy Protestor Mocks Police

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Finally, it appears sane Americans are starting to fight back against the pro-Hamas nonsense. 

Did I think we'd be turning to Arizona State frat bros to lead the way? Nope. But, that's where we are in 2024. 

We need to rely on college kids who sleep till 3 and drink more in an hour than I do in a week to show us all how to properly deal with the pro-Hamas lunatics invading college campuses. 

Earlier in the week, it was one Florida State hero. Last night, it was a trio of ASU legends:

Another day, another win for sane college kids in America

Welcome to the sane side of America, fellas! Thanks for your service. Y'all should never buy a beer in Tempe again. You certainly wouldn't down here in my great, big, beautiful, free, Law & Order state of Florida!

Watch this video – actually, LISTEN to it – and tell me which side of history you wanna be on when this nonsense is all said and done. 

The side of the great Americans throwing out anti-Israel flags, or the side of the chick – who, by the way, 100000% has purple hair – calling out the "brown pigs."

Come on. It's easy. 

"We've got the white frat bros throwing away the protesters' belongings, and the pigs in brown doing nothing about it."

Gooooooooooooood! Don't do a thing. Let these ASU heroes deal with this nonsense the same way this FSU legend did not two days ago:

You get a beer, you get a beer, you all get beers for having the nuts to take a stand and push back against this pro-Hamas nonsense going on in this country right now. 

I've said it a hundred times and I'll say it again right now – I woudn't last two seconds in 2024 on a college campus. I'd be kicked out so quickly your head would spin. 

And you know HOW I know that? Check out the scene at my alma mater, Emerson College, last night. And then LOOK at the response:

"Pro-Palestinian encampment." That's what we're going with, John Henry? You proud of that?

Reminds me of this crap CNN pulled a few years ago:

Get the hell outta here. 

I want to give the Emerson College president – whoever that is at this point – a RAISE for letting the police break up that nonsense, and I want to buy beers for all the frat bros at ASU. 

Enough is enough. 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.