ARod's Girlfriend Jaclyn Cordeiro Models The Pinstripes, Caleb Williams In A Robe & Kirk Cousins Can't Decide
ARod's girlfriend Jaclyn Cordeiro releases a sultry photo series showing her wearing the New York Yankees pinstripes.
The 4th annual Woke All-Star Challenge bracket will be released at 10:30 A.M. ET during my appearance on the Dan Dakich show.
Remember: Jemele Hill ('21), Keith Olbermann ('22) and Bomani Jones ('23) are past champions and when you win the Woke All-Star Challenge you're officially retired from competition because typically you're so damn woke that it's not fair for you to keep competing.
The other wokes won't even try if they know Jemele Hill is still around. Maybe one of these days we'll do like Jeopardy and have a Woke Champions event.
10:30 a.m. ET THIS MORNING. You better be watching or listening in your work trucks and SUVs.
Are you a TNML rookie? I need you to remember what this league stands for
Now, I need to decide which night should be Opening Day.
Before the Floridians and the members in Georgia and Texas tell me for the 1000th time that I've been mowing since January, let's not forget that the league isn't just about you, there are millions of others I have to think about as the commissioner.
Hey rookies, learn it, live it, love it:
There are a couple of ways to go to the front of the sticker line. Barry in Tennessee figured out one of the ways. The 70-plus community just has to say the word. Why? Because I respect my elders AND these guys take great care of their properties, which then increases the value of my property and your property.
And they keep an eagle eye on our houses when they instinctively know we're out of town because our porch lights have been on for three straight days in the middle of the summer.
Guys like Barry get their stickers FIRST.
Indian Lake, OH is trending for all the wrong reasons
For those of you who keep track of the weather, you know that tornadoes came through Ohio last night and ripped apart Indian Lake, OH, which sits about an hour and a half due south of us here in Perrysburg.
The south and southwest side of the lake, according to reports, were destroyed by the tornadoes. It just happens that I know the area fairly well because my grandparents had a place on that lake for years. Actually, there were multiple places over the years, but the last place he owned was just north of Lakeview on the east side of Rt. 235.
Lakeview was destroyed last night. Russell's Point, to the east and where the main boating activity on the lake takes place, was rocked as well.
• Joe M. writes:
Let the community know where we can donate to effective, local relief organizations for the recent OH tornadoes. The more money I see NGOs spend on, eh, questionable outcomes around the world, the less I trust almost all of them. I want to fund food, water, cots, and toilet paper, not non-essential stuff.
Kinsey:
The sun is just coming up here in Ohio. I'll keep an eye out on social media to see if I come across organizations I'd be comfortable mentioning here and I'll say something tomorrow morning.
I need to go back like 15-17 years ago when I was wondering why teams weren't building developments around the ballparks, arenas and stadiums
I know we discussed this topic again in the fall, but it fascinates me every single time it pops up. Let me repeat: Put slot machines and blackjack tables in center field, charge people to enter the stadiums and then take all their money, plus take their admission fee and do not give them a penny in comped hot dogs.
Fans would walk around, throw $20 in a slot, lose, grab another beer, throw $100 on the blackjack table, lose, watch the 4th inning, throw another $100 in a slot, grab a sixth beer, lose another $200 on the blackjack table.
The next thing you know, MLB fan has spent $50 on his ticket, $500 gambling, another $100 in drinks and food and doesn't have a clue who won the game because he left in the 8th and listened to a podcast on the ride home in his $80 Uber.
THIS is what I'm jealous of with baseball and sports right now, Anonymous in TN. I want a cut of people blowing insane money. Ripping off travel ball families is chicken scratch compared to the hustle these billionaires are about to put on sports fans.
Terrible Movie Titles
• Jim M. loves tracking this stuff:
Ever been to a ‘Meat-in’?
Adam in Nebraska says he might stop by this event.
The event traces its history to a protest of sorts when Colorado Gov. Jared Polis called for a "Meat-Out Day." The day encouraged everyone to not eat meat on that particular day. About three years ago, Gov. Polis called for "Meat Out Day" on March 20.
Jason Santomaso, owner/manager of Sterling Livestock Commission, says the comment "didn't set well with us, so we decided to have a free hamburger feed and benefit auction."
Former Pizza Huts living a new life
• Michael from Pittsburgh reports:
Kabab King
McKnight Road, north of downtown Pittsburgh
Does Canada have more flavored potato chips than in the U.S.?
• Paul in Saskatchewan writes:
Mr. Kinsey: I have become a daily follower of your Screencaps column. As a Canadian; it is often enlightening/entertaining to recognise the different perspectives our two countries have on particular issues.
Flavoured sunflower seeds? Of course. Please find attached a photo of just one of many brands and offerings available here in the Great White North.
Pictured are Dill Pickle, BBQ, Seasoned and of course regular salted. Many other options are available including Salt & Vinegar and Hot & Spicy.
I find it odd that your other reader has only discovered these tasty options so recently.
Having relatives in the US and in our occasional trips to your country, it is also very apparent that Canadian choice and variety of potato-chip flavours far exceed your own.
Do you also have Pumpkin Seeds, flavoured or otherwise?
Kinsey:
I think Mike T. in Idaho was more surprised that Dick's Sporting Goods sells out of its sunflower seed stock on weekends. I'm pretty sure he was setting me up to take a shot at the travel ball world that thrives on sunflowers because it is the cool snack during a 16-hour Saturday marathon at the ballpark on a Saturday.
This Canada vs. USA flavored potato chip storyline intrigues me. I need to know the odd flavor of chips they have in Canada.
Paul has presented a challenge to us Americans. Is it possible we're being out-flavored in the chip department by Canada? That cannot possibly stand. Someone tell me this isn't actually happening.
The OutKick staff had a laugh over this one
• Paul B. writes:
I doubt it was intentional but this should be a thing on Outkick now.
I might make this a recurring headline theme
• Eric in Colorado Springs (temporarily in Phoenix) writes:
A headline in your column today really hit home "Never forget we're fortunate to rise up for another day of life".
2 days ago I had a surgery to remove 6 inches or so of my colon. I won't bore you with details....anyway, in the recovery area a woman to my left was waking up from a double mastectomy and the guy on the right just had his leg amputated.
All of a sudden I realized things for me aren't so bad. So, readers of the best website in the free world, remember those people to my right and left and go kick some ass for them today. If it appears I'm babbling it's the Dilaudid and muscle relaxers.....Enjoy the day, be happy to be alive !!!
Kinsey:
Thank you for recognizing that headline in Thursday Screencaps. I was hustling and running out of time before the 9 a.m. ET deadline and just let that one come off the fingertips.
Run with that theme. See where it takes you this weekend.
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That's it for this Friday. Go enjoy your time off or more of that retirement life you saved up for. I will be spending my Saturday helping run evaluation stations for hundreds and hundreds of kids who'll be playing rec baseball this summer.
It's my honor, Alyssa Milano.
Email: joekinsey@gmail.com