Arizona House With Possibly The World's Best Man Cave & Go-kart Track Is For Sale - $20 Million

PublishedFebruary 15, 2024 4:38 PM EST|UpdatedFebruary 15, 2024 4:38 PM EST

Did you recently hit the Powerball? Do you need to live in Arizona to be near family? Do you love sports, guns, go-karts and living like you're at the greatest resort on earth?

You need to see this house in Gilbert, AZ that hit the market Thursday. For the low cost – wait until you see what this place offers – of $20 million, you'll never have to leave home again. Have guns and your groceries delivered, and you'll have no reason to leave the front gate of this five-bedroom, six-bathroom, 10k sq. ft. house that features a SIX-THOUSAND SQ. FT. MAN CAVE.

No, I'm not the realtor. Robert Cushing & Thomas L Aulman of LPT Realty are representing the seller. I'm just blown away by the place and thought OutKick readers would love to see the current state of awesome real estate.

This house – prior to the go-kart track and all the cool stuff was added – used to be owned by former MLB slugger Andre Ethier. He sold it to the current owners in 2017, but I've had Zillow alerts set for athlete addresses for a decade, so I got the alert that Ethier's old place was for sale.

And wouldn't you know I opened up the listing to lay eyes on one of the greatest, if not the greatest, man caves in the world. I'm sure the Saudi princes have some insane man caves, but I have to say even the Saudi bros would have to appreciate this layout.

(Listing by Robert Cushing & Thomas L Aulman of LPT Realty / Zillow)

Let's cut to the chase here, whomever decided to build this sportsman's park is to be commended. I'd shake this guy, his wife, and the kids' hands who drew up such a dream spread.

The description of this place from Cushing and Aulman is like 1,000 words, so I'll do my best to shrink it down as much as possible while making sure to tell you how cool this place is.

The property includes:

• The main house – it's unreal…again, this is #notsponsored by the real estate agents, I just think this place is insane and needs to be appreciated

• 4.35 acres of property

• Built-in aquarium in the master suite

• Two-story closet

• 4,000 sq. ft. day spa with sauna, steam room, hot tub/cold plunge, yoga room, massage area

(Listing by Robert Cushing & Thomas L Aulman of LPT Realty / Zillow)

• Go-kart track

• Go-kart barn that looks like it's straight out of the Indy 500

• Resort-style pool, spa, cabana

• 6,000 sq. ft. man cave has a chef's kitchen, golf simulator, putting simulator, four gamer units "equipped with the latest consoles, high-definition screens, providing the perfect escape for epic gaming sessions"

• Dance studio

• Batting cage

• Workout room, lounge area, two-lane GUN RANGE, walk-in gun safe!

• 12 miles from Whole Foods

• 18 miles from Costco

• 35 miles from TPC Scottsdale

• 47 miles from Dodgers Spring Training camp to go watch Ohtani drill bombs

All of this for $20,000,000, which these days isn't the biggest number ever. I know what you're thinking: Why would I want to live in Gilbert, AZ in the middle of urban sprawl for $20 million?

Maybe you just signed a monster contract with the Chicago Cubs and you want a place that's near spring camp, but you have six kids and you want to keep them busy. You go to camp in the morning and you're home by 4 when the kids get home and you're on the go-kart track racing them after school while your teammates are at their boring houses floating in boring pools.

Advantage: This behemoth of a property.

Do you know of a house for sale that I need to see?

Email: joe.kinsey@outkick.com