Apple To Release Ridiculous Pregnant Man Emoji Defying All Logic

If you're an Apple iPhone owner, well then chances are you're gearing up for the iOS 15.4 update.

New features include: face ID with a mask, 37 new emojis and one pregnant man.

No, that wasn't a mistake. Apple is going ALL IN in the name of being inclusive by featuring a new pregnant man and pregnant person emoji.

But question is, how the hell is this inclusive? We've all had "the talk", and frankly, we all -- well most of us, have some sense.

Biological men cannot and will never, become pregnant. In a world full of lies and debatable things, this is an absolute fact. But Apple, in all its big tech and progressive glory, denies logic. They want you to believe this is real. That this can happen. That it's normal.

However, this is just misinformation at its finest. But remember when Joe Rogan invited doctors to come on his podcast to speak out against the vaccine? He was labeled an anti-science misinformation spreader who must be silenced.

H-y-p-o-c-r-i-s-y.

Apple and progressives will say this is progress, but we all know what it really is: theatre. Seems to be what's in style in 2022.

Donald Trump Jr.'s theory of why this is a thing, might be the most truthful thing to come out of this whole show.

But never worry, folks, next time you're chattin' it up with your male pregnant friend, now you have a special emoji to communicate with!

"Boom, all of the world's problems have been solved." - Apple, probably.