An Alpha Male’s Guide To Masters Weekend | Nick Adams

One of the most alpha weekends of the year is upon us, as some (not all) of the best players in the world descend on Augusta National Golf Club for the 88th edition of The Masters. 

Let me start off by correcting some lies the woke left tries to spread about this great American tradition: The Masters is not racist in any way, shape, or form. There has been a push in recent years to force the tournament to change its name because of the alleged "racist" connotations of the word "master." This is utter nonsense and not even worthy of a response.

The sacred traditions of the event have been slandered as being "steeped in racism and sexism" when nothing could be further from the truth.

Greg Norman walks with patrons on the second hole during the second round of the 2024 Masters Tournament. (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)

The Masters is not sexist. There’s nothing wrong with Augusta National Golf Club being a traditionally single-sex club. Women are allowed to attend the tournament with no issues, and Augusta has even welcomed Condoleezza Rice as a member. If anything, we need MORE organizations to follow Augusta’s lead and prioritize male-only spaces for men to bond with each other in a safe and private environment.

Now that the final word on these charges has been given by Nick Adams (Alpha Male), let’s get onto the important stuff.

• Alpha males are dominating the leaderboard. LIV Golf superstar Bryson DeChambeau posted one of the best rounds of his storied career with an opening 65 to place him in sole possession of 1st after day one. In addition to his Mickelsonesque mental brilliance and chiseled physique, DeChambeau is an outspoken supporter of President Trump and was seen picking up some swing tips from 45/47 himself last week at Trump National Doral. Pro-God patriot Scottie Scheffler is hot on DeChambeau’s trail in 2nd place heading into round two as well. Would love to see how President Trump’s game would translate to these conditions if his schedule would have allowed him to compete.

Bryson De Chambeau plays his tee shot on the fourth hole during the first round of the 2024 Masters Tournament. (Photo by David Cannon/Getty Images)

• Chaos on the course. Not all players are having as easy of a time, however. Some massive scores have been posted, as Brian Harman collapsed on the back 9 of the first round and shot an astounding 11-over par. Former champion Jordan Spieth has also had his struggles, posting a painful quadruple bogey early on Saturday to play himself out of contention despite his high expectations coming into the week.

Jordan Spieth reacts on the 18th green during the continuation of the first round of the 2024 Masters Tournament. (Photo by Warren Little/Getty Images)

• Prime time for alpha male bonding. Whether it’s at home with an intimate group of guys, or crowding into a Hooters to watch over some Daytona-style wings, there’s really no wrong way to enjoy The Masters as long as it involves fellowship among alpha males. As iron sharpens iron, so one alpha male sharpens another. Not only is watching a golf tournament more enjoyable if it’s in the company of other masculine guys, but it’s also necessary for our growth and flourishing as men. Don’t waste this opportunity.

Hooters wings, the Masters and cold beer. This weekend was made for alpha males. (Photo by Tony Bock/Toronto Star via Getty Images)

The left HATES The Masters because it’s a shining example of alpha male status. Don’t let wokeism tarnish your viewing experience. Tell the sheilas to get lost, crowd around the biggest television you can find with some masculine guys, and pound some ice-cold domestics with the boys while watching the best golfing tournament of the year!