'America's Hottest Cart Girl' Owns The Fairway, Rick Pitino Wants COVID & An Elite TPC Club Toss

Ya'll ready to rock and roll on a Friday in March?

I hope so, because that's what we're doing today. We're gonna throw things at you from every which direction, and it's gonna be up to you to face the adversity head on. 

So, let's get to it, because I can finally drink again after a three-day fast and the First Lady's taking me to a local spot that has Busch Light on draft. Buckle the hell up. 

On that soon-to-be-tanked note, welcome to a Friday Nightcaps – the one where we throw some big names in the headline and hope to hell that it's enough to entice everyone to click before logging out for the weekend. 

And if America's Hottest Cart Girl Cass Holland making her triumphant return to class doesn't wet your whistle, I don't know what the hell you're doing. Sorry. Ain't my fault. 

There's also a cat down in New Mexico who sounds like Patrick Mahomes and the internet couldn't get enough of it last night, so we'll visit with him today. 

What else? An elite club toss from Sawgrass deserves our attention, Rick Petino gets honest about UConn and Russell Wilson has a new slogan!

OK, enough yapping. I've got cold draft lattes to destroy. Let's ride, as Steel City Russ used to say. 

Let's spin the wheel and start with … the other Patrick Mahomes!

You never know how we're gonna start a Friday class, but this little interview has my attention and thus, gets the top spot. 

Didn't think I'd be pumping out New Mexico basketball content today, but we play the hand we're dealt when it's mid-March. 

The good news is … that means March Madness starts next week. And guess what? I have a rooting interest this time around. 

My hometown Stetson Hatters from right here in tiny DeLand somehow made the dance this year for the first time ever. Wild. 

I covered them a bit back in my previous life, and the basketball team was horrific. Truly awful. 

How they made the dance – the actual dance! – this year is wild to me. But I'm all in. Will give me something to watch next week. And, of course, something to lose money on. 

As for New Mexico, this little postgame interview with Jaelen House – Eddie's son! – is going viral today because he sounds exactly like Pat Mahomes. 

What a day for golf content out of Sawgrass

Electric. Didn't know this cat existed until this morning, but I'm all in. Give me a Stetson-New Mexico final, baby!

And how about this little quote?

"Shit, keep our foot on their necks the whole time."

It's March, baby!

… and that also means we have the fifth major happening right now. And buddy, we had a DAY of content yesterday from my great state. 

First up? This little club toss from Adam Hadwin, which should immediately head up the street to the Hall of Fame. 

Look, if you're gonna angrily toss a club, freaking do it. Don't half-ass it. Don't baby it. 

There can be no half-measures in the club toss game. You're either all in, or you're out. I can't stand weak club tosses. What's the point? You're either mad enough to lose a club forever, or you're not really that mad. 

A+ here for Adam. Excellent form, excellent follow-through.

While Adam was punting clubs to the sun, we had a little Rory vs. Jordan/Viktor going on over at 7. 

Well, I reckon we'll stick with the golf content for now

That's why golf is such a wild sport to me. I love it, don't get me wrong, but could you imagine if that happened in any other sport? They're essentially accusing Rory of cheating. 

Let's just cut through the red tape and say the quiet part out loud. 

Now, I think Rory's the biggest whiner on the planet, so I don't care. But could you imagine if this happened to some of the psychos in other leagues? 

Draymond Green? Dale Earnhardt (God rest his soul)? That one dude from the Broncos who got suspended last year for headhunting like 11 different players? 

Hell, I'd like to see Jordan and Viktor accuse Adam Hadwin of a bad drop. He'd drop both of them so fast they wouldn't know what hit 'em. 

But Rory just sits there and takes it. It's a gentleman's game, I reckon. 

Might as well stay on the links before we rapid-fire this puppy into a big Friday night. 

First up? Let's check in with the top player in the world!

You reckon Scottie's neck is hurting from watching this cart girl hit a bomb off the tee just a few hours earlier?

Cass Holland, Livvy Dunne, Russ and Rick Pitino take us home

Stripe show! And in Uggs, too. That's how you win the Cart Girl game, boys and girls. Take notes. 

Speaking of Cart girls … Nightcaps OG Cass Holland – America's Hottest Cart Girl – helps us hit 88 MPH and rapid-fire this class into the final bell. 

It's been a while, Cass. Too long. Now that we're about to enter the thick of golf season, let's welcome her back to class. 

Can't believe it's been a YEAR, almost to the day, since a Nightcaps reader brought Cass to my attention. Since then, her social media following has taken off like a rocket ship.  

What a ride. 

Next up? How about how LOCKED IN Livvy Dunne was last night while boyfriend Paul Skenes threw absolute missiles in a spring training game?

I know we mostly talk about Paul Skenes because of Olivia Dunne, but I do think this cat is gonna be electric in Pittsburgh. 

That fanbase – and ballpark – deserves a winner, and Paul here lives in the triple-digits. 

Match made in heaven. Keep an eye on him this year. Remember those awesome few years when the Pirates were good and Russell Martin was dropping tanks in the playoffs? Electric. 

Bring us back. 

Chills. 

Pittsburgh needs Livvy and Paul desperately. DESPERATELY. If they don't pan out, you're gonna be stuck with … this:

My God. I can't. I just can't do it. 

Here we go sounds way too much like let's ride, and I wanna puke. #TeamKennyPickett!

Speaking of feeling sick …

Which one of the wokes from the new OutKick Woke Bracket will get pissed about that comment first? 

Oh? You didn't know Joe unveiled it this morning? Well, now you do!

Go have a look-see on the way out, and then go have a big weekend. 

See you Monday. 

OutKick Nightcaps is a daily column set to run Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. (roughly, we’re not robots).

Could you out-drive America's Cart Girl? Email me at Zach.Dean@OutKick.com.