America Reacts To Picture Of JJ Watt's Bikini-Clad Wife On A Boat For Obvious Reason(s)

Nobody in this country loves his wife more than JJ Watt. It's just not possible, fellas. Sorry, but JJ's got us on this one. 

The former Texans and NFL star – and future Hall of Famer – reported for training camp this week with wife, Kealia, who he married back in 2020. This is Watt's second post-playing career summer, and, by all accounts, he doesn't really miss the league. 

He's become weirdly active on social media – and by weirdly I just mean I didn't expect JJ Watt to be such a Twitter guy – and actually chimes in with some reasonable takes. Above all, though, he does post a ton of behind-the-scenes content from his life. 

Which brings us to the HEATER he posted just yesterday of himself and Kealia somewhere in south France. It riled up the internet way back here in the states for obvious reasons:

Kealia Watt rocks the internet 

I mean, what a time to be alive. What a vacation. Trip of a lifetime! What a way to spend training camp. No wonder JJ Watt doesn't miss the NFL. 

While the rest of the league is back on the field today, sweating their asses off in 100-degree weather and then going to 15 meetings, JJ Watt and his wife are in France pumping out content like that. 

You tell me who has it better. It ain't the NFL. 

Anyway, JJ and Kealia got married back in 2020, and it's been bliss ever since. She's a former UNC soccer star who led the Tar Heels to the natty in 2012, and then went on to play professionally for Chicago Red Stars and Houston Dash. 

True story. Another fun-fact? Remember Brian Cushing? The old linebacker who used to dominate for a few years in Houston? He's her brother-in-law! 

What a family. Power family, for sure. 

OK, as you were. To the comments!