America Got Better This Week With The Addition Of Kash Patel's Girlfriend

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Friday was a great day for America. GREAT day. Kash Patel finally got confirmed and sworn in to be the next FBI Director, which means the deep state is COOKED, and this great country has just become a lot more safe. 

Some folks were nervous about RFK getting the votes. Others were on pins and needles about Tulsi. I wanted Kash. Needed him. This guy is NUTS, but in the best way possible. He's going to crack so many skulls, heads are going to be spinning come Monday morning. 

The insufferable DC bureaucrats are toast. The elite are finished. The corrupt politicians are running for the hills. The deep state is shredding documents out the ASS this morning. What a wonderful day. 

Anyway, I'm not here to talk about Kash. I know – sad. BUT, I am here to talk about his girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, who absolutely dominated the show Friday afternoon during Kash's swearing-in. 

And I just can't figure out why!

Kash Patel and Alexis Wilkins are great additions to the stable

Bow HOWDY. Let's have a Saturday. Nothing I love more than the internet getting all riled up over someone on the TV. Two things unify this country more than anything: USA pride and hot girls. 

We got both this week with the hockey game and then Alexis here storming our living rooms like the Beaches of Normandy. 

Now, she's a country singer. Is she a good one? I don't know. I won't lie here – I listen to only country music, and I've never heard of her. Doesn't mean she's not good, just telling you the facts. Do with them what you will. 

This appears to be her top tune, though. Banger!

See? The next Loretta Lynn. Hookstead would probably prefer The Castellows, but we're #TeamAlexis here!

Also, it turns out that Alexis here is also the press secretary for Republican Representative Abraham Hamade. Solid little side-job, I reckon. What a run for press secretaries right now! First Karoline, now Alexis. Unreal cabinet Trump has assembled here. Rivals the 1927 Yankees, frankly. 

Anyway, good job, America. We got better yesterday. Kash and Alexis are great additions to our arsenal. 

I think we're in for a big four years. 

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Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.